A Halloween Miracle

First of all, Happy Halloween everyone! This is by far my favorite event of the year, more than Christmas or even my own birthday. This year, I went as a flasher (the pervert, not the superhero). I'm a loser, but everyone already knows that. NEXT!

So for this joyous occasion, I would like to present you with this wonderful pumpkin dance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4IC7qaNr7I

About the miracle, so yesterday I got invited to dinner with my friend and her mother. While we were having our drinks and catching up.... MARIAH CAREY WALKS RIGHT BY US AND SAT AT THE TABLE BEHIND US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry, this is the first A-LIST SINGER I've ever encountered! So, obviously I was starstruck (aka just plainly staring and gaping). I mean I saw Brad (from the Rachel Zoe project) a couple of months ago, but seriously... such an unimportant celebrity in comparison to the GREAT MARIAH CAREY!

She was also accompanied by her husband, Nick Cannon and a few bodyguards. All I wanted to do when she said "Bye!" to everyone was profess my undying love to her. How it was awesome of her to survive this long in the entertainment industry and still be relevant! The best ballads of the 90's all came from her and all of them are karaoke faves! Ok, must stop talking now before I'll go into another Mariah-singfest. I feel bad for my neighbors. (not really)

"I GIVE MY ALLLLLLLLLLL TO HAVE, JUST ONE MORE NIGHT WITH YOUUUUUUUU!!!" Too late....

My Life is Average

I want to sleep, really. But I live right across a freshmen dorm, so its naturally louder than the usual neighborhood. I can deal with the sounds of partying and singing now and then, but JUST when i was about to take off to DreamLand, I heard: "YO! SOMEBODY CALL THE FUCKING COPS!!!" like three times.

So naturally, I picked up my binoculars to see what's going on outside. Hell no, I'm not gonna call no popos unless someone is in some serious danger and anyways, there's NYU dorm security. It got REALLY interesting when one guy started shoving the other guy, then the other guy was hastily trying to get something out from his pocket, I was like oh shit! This is about to get real!

Unfortunately, nothing happened. Just when I thought I should call the police (aka situation getting more interesting), some peacemaker came to the rescue and sorted the situation... I have no clue why they were fighting in the first place anyways. I would like to think that its a deal gone wrong, but then again it might just be a feud over parking space and one guy is just being major drama queen... My Life is Average.

Ruby Rhod

I just watched The Fifth Element yesterday night, and I was severely disappointed to find out that the fifth element is actually LOVE... (SPOILER ALERT) So, Earth, Water, Wind, Fire and LOVE...barfo. Captain Planet should sue*. However, that is not the point of this post, did you see what Chris Tucker looks like in that movie?

He looks like this:

and this:

I wasn't aware that he was doing drag, but gurl, you look FABULOUS! He plays a character name Ruby Rhod and he is the best Space DJ in the Galaxy! Those leopard prints only make you look even more FIEARCE! RAWR! Don't let the hair and the clothes fool you, he still can score some ass more than the average man. FIERCE I TELL YOU, FIERAAAARCE!

I'm actually having a big dilemma on what should I wear for my Halloween costume, but this is definitely on my "hell yes" list!

By the way, the movie was actually good. So go watch it.

*Thanks for that comment MH

Britney Should Be Crying

Because of this:

Why? Please somebody explain to me why am I watching this again? Every second that I'm playing this video I know my brain cells casualties are exponentially increasing. I know this is old, but I just watched it, and I feel this was almost like 2 girls and 1 cup... in a sense that you wanted everyone else to see it so they can share the same disgusted/terrified/sick feeling that you went through.

Since we are in the right mood to celebrate scary/horror/wacky shit, welcome to Halloween month.

Dedication Time!

To a dear friend in NY,

I apologize for leaving you behind all the time these past two months. I have made promises with you about dancing classes and trips to warmer weather, and I'm sorry to not have pull through with it. I don't know if you are "too busy" to read a simple blog like mine. But we are thinking about you...

PROOF:

You are welcome. With a letter like that, I can too be a Darcy. Jane Austen, I am not.

Have You Ever Wondered...

What a colonic is like?

THEN TUNE IN TO THE TYRA BANKS SHOW TOMORROW (FRIDAY)!!! Because, the crazy-ass that she is, will AIR THE FIRST EVER PUBLIC COLONIC ON TELEVISION! I'm not shitting you (pun intended)! I'm currently in Europe and won't be able to watch this mess, so I'm hoping that one of you poor souls will momentarily blind your eyes for about 30 minutes to report back to me about the whole shenanigan. Thank you!

I don't know what happened to my Tyra Banks correspondent... Actually I don't know what happened to all my correspondents that I hired... So, yes I apologize for them, and now I have to pick up all of their work. Please forgive me for the lack of updates, now I think I only have one reader left... aha... ha... ha.

A Sad Epiphany

I cried, while watching last night's episode of The Office. To be exact I cried while watching Jim and Pam got married. What is wrong with me? Is my cold cold heart finally melting? Or is it because I have watched them for 5 seasons and now consider them as my fictional friends? BEYOND SAD!

The scene is by the 2:30 minutes mark.

I'll be gone for another 2-3 weeks again. So if there's a lack of updates. I apologize now.

Sudafed

I started watching Glee when it first came out in May as a sneak preview of Fox's new fall television line up. I have to say that the show is not bad: its new, its creative, and it involves a musical. People are always saying that tv musicals are a big no-no, and I feel personally that Fox was also skeptical about it in the beginning, that's why they did that whole one episode sneak peek thing. However, it has been proven successful now and I finally have something to write about.

On last night's episode, the new nurse (aka Mr. Schuester's wife) gave Pseudoephedrine (aka Sudafed) to members of the Glee club so they can be up and perky all day long. Yes, pseudoephedrine can give out the same effects as speed or adderall. But, she claimed OVER THE COUNTER Sudafed can make you do this.

(yeah, "new formula") VS. the good shit

Well, as far as I know in NY state, that the thing she's talking about is not allowed to be sold over the counter. The Sudafed that you see over the counter doesn't even have the psedoephedrine in it. I personally find it just as a placebo medicine that doesn't even decongest your nose. It really does suck and a big waste of money.

So to get the REAL shit, you have to go to the pharmacy and give your information (aka driver's liscense) just to get one lousy box of the medicine. The reason why they started doing it is because a lot of people started buying Sudafed by the load to make their own trailer park meth lab... Yes, they do share a common ingredients. And I know some of you out there might argue that the show is technically located in "Ohio" therefore the law might make it different. Ok, fine. I did my research and after another 10 minutes of so I found the "Sudafed Law." And its a FEDERAL LAW.

So yes, I am going to be anal about this minor little detail in yesterday's show, because it wasn't possible to buy 36 boxes of Sudafed without being arrested for just REQUESTING it. Redonkulous and a mild smear campaign against Sudafed.

Here's a clip from this week's show, a mash-up between Bon Jovi's "Its My Life" vs. Usher's "Confessions."

Lion ROAR

To all the Ladies out there:

Do you like it when a man growls at you when you're just about to do it/while doing it? Well, somehow, this topic of discussion came up and you know, being a serious blogger/researcher I needed to know what exactly this growl sounds like.

So when we went on Youtube, my friend said that it may sound like the MGM lion's growl. Ok, we looked that up and she said NO. I was like ok... maybe its like THIS VIDEO:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! IF I was with someone and they started "growling" like this, I will make sure that their boner will be gone in about 5 seconds.

If any of you could find an example of what you think this "growl" sounds like please send me a video or sound clip of this. THANK YOU!

*it = sex

I Got Back Into This?

I'm finally back. One thing I learned about television in central/eastern Europe is that THEY DON'T CENSOR words such as: FUCK/SHIT/BITCH/ASSHOLE/ETC. Yep, I was in Bratislava and they were airing "New York Goes to Work" and "I Love Money 2." And you know that shit is better without all the bleeps.

I know, I can't help it... Its just my own personal talent to find trash tv on wherever land I go to.

What can I tell you about Bratislava? That its a really small town (you can cover the whole town in 2 hours of walking) and that they have weird statues.

But to more important news here, I got back on perfect timing, as Fall TV Season just started. I'm still catching up on what I'm currently missing. But let me tell you what you SHOULD NOT WATCH: ANYTHING ON THE CW11. Seriously, I am bias against that channel and believe that they can't produce any decent shows. And DON'T YOU DARE put your hand on my face and be like screaming GOSSIP GIRL! In case you are a dumbass, GG SUCKS BALLS.

Now, they have this Vampire Diaries crap that just premiered. From what I understood by watching the trailer, its a combo of Twilight + cheap version of True Blood. And to no surprise, IT SUCKS SO BAD that a nuclear warhead should be directed towards the CW headquarters. THIS is the destruction of America, President Obama. No, its not going to be Osama bin Laden, the real terrorist are the ones working inside those stupid CW offices, churning out ideas like these and therefore destroying million of the lives of tweens.

From what I gathered, the vampire writes and narrates in a diary format......... such as: Dear Diary... Today I sucked more blood. END. ........... If this alone didn't convince you to not watch it... I don't know what else...I have nothing more to say...

*I still haven't seen the show as my eyes doesn't need to be put through this suffering, I only have interviewed people to recap me on what has been happening.