Breaking Bad is Probably Meth Itself

Coz I can't stop watching it. Why did I even start watching this? Because I am in JAKARTA~!~! THE GODFORSAKEN PLACE OF UNDYING BOREDOM!

I'm back because two of my cousins are getting married, and even when the ceremonies are a month apart, I can't really travel anywhere as I have bridesmaid duties. Don't even start laughing at me.

So let's get back to Breaking Bad! Saw one episode, then after I know it... Finished an entire season within five hours. What. The. Fuck. Happened to Time? When you watch a TV show, the essence of time stops existing. The same thing happened to me when watching Games of Thrones. 

Have you guys ever watch this? So for those in the don't know: Its about a chemistry professor who turned into a meth cooker/dealer. WHAAA, so awesome you say?? It is*.

Well, to get into detail. The guy is on a teacher salary, and has been diagnosed with lung cancer, so he needs to make tons of money for the sake of HIS LIFE. 

I approve of this show very much, go watch it! Kinda make me wish I had paid more attention in chemistry class. Good show for the especially bored. 

*Kids... Drugs are not cool, of all drugs you shouldn't be doing, METH is really the one you shouldn't be doing. It literary melts your face, have you seen meth faces?!?! That shit should scare you alone. 

EW.

What the fuck is this monstrosity?
First of all: I LOATHE coconut candy bars, because they just taste the opposite of what an actual coconut taste like + added a butt load of sugar.
Secondly: they want to artificially infuse the flavor into a creamer and put it in your coffee? Excuse me but I just barfed all over my carpet.

Liquified almond joy? NO THANK YOU. Give me the Cinnabon version any day.

Treat Yo Self

Can we all just agree that this is the Best Episode in this season so far. FRAGRANCES! TREAT YO SELF! MIMOSAS! TREAT YO SELF!

Another Games of Thrones marathon? TREAT. YO. SELF.

DETOX HELL

NOW, I'M TRULY BACK IN THE NEW YORK CITY (moment of excitement hence all caps)!!!

That was an odd announcement. Let's scratch that, and get to the point! I was horrified with my 4kg weight gain over my Asia trip, that I'm doing a major DETOX of my body. I am detoxifying all these alcohol bloats, fried chicken fat, and pasta/noodle carbs galore.

Oh dear jeebus, even writing that makes me soooooooooooooo hungry... The hardest part about all the detoxing is that I can't eat solid food... Only 6 bottles of juice a day... GREEN JUICE! Its actually pretty good (taste wise), but when I pass someone eating a motherfucking bowl of pasta, I'm literary just about to snap their forks out of their hands and gobble that shit up into my belly. Even writing that sounds so satisfying right now... Yes, this was more of a challenge for me than I expected it to be...

So, I'm suppose to do this for a minimum of 3 days. But some say that I should try 10 days, because then the real detox will be happening... 10 days is a little bit insane, but I have faith that maybe I can do it (the "maybe" there is me reassuring myself that I HAVE TO DO THIS).

You know what, I take that back about the solid food... its the alcohol that's the hardest to resist. I. CAN. HAVE. ZERO. OF. IT.

Massaman curry of my dreams

I don't want to go out because I don't want to see people eating food (THAI MASSAMAN CURRY IS MY CURRENT CRAVING) or see them enjoying a glass of wine... I'm already spending a lot of money on this, so it'll be even more pointless if I break my detox now.

I'm currently on day 2... and my head is POUNDING of pain, and I've been browsing my old photographs of food, while drooling all over my keyboard. Wish me luck everybody.

-I'm doing the Juice Press 6 juices a day cleanse for the next four days.

Spirits Don't Exist

You guys should know (by now) that I only update this blog when I'm:
a) in Jakarta
b) new season of True Blood
c) frustrated by jet lag


It happens to be that all three of these occurrences are happening to me at the same time, so FUCK MY LIFE (more to explain later). As much as I'm happy to be eating all these delicious foods here, I am still suffering what is known as desynchronosis (medical term for jet lag). I literary just arrived 7 hours ago. I know I'm being a drama queen of the maximum potential right now... But what's the point of having a blog if I can't be effing bat shit crazy ranting about a problem that pilots and air steward/ess have to deal with every single day?!?!

AM I RIGHT PEOPLE?! 


Anyways, how does True Blood becomes a problem for me all of the sudden? Well, I'll tell you how!
Just for those that haven't seen the season yet and don't want to be spoiled, here's a SPOILER ALERT! 


So this new season is focused on a soul of witch of the past (like 14th century), called ANTONIA, possessing and taking control of a body of a particular medium, Marnie. This witch is a 'necromancer' and has some serious hate for the vampires because they raped and burned her to death in her previous life. So as Antonia was burned (for being a witch) at the stake, she casted a spell to make all vampires (within 200 miles) want to get out of their coffin and 'see the sun.' Thus, a mini genocide of vampires happened.

Now ANTONIA is resurrected in Marnie, and she's having this vengeance thing going on, so she wants to make ALL vampires see the sun. Do you see where the problem is for vampires?


Anyways, sorry for going off track. So for a couple of episodes, this witch 'spirit' would just suddenly appear in a corner, watching us quietly. And this Antonia spirit isn't even the scariest one; Lafayette is 
also un/fortunately a medium and he sees some crazy ass spirits around him at all times.
Look at the first picture up there, that's a spirit who only talks to a devil baby. Trust me when I say this: I CAN'T WATCH THIS SHOW ALONE! 


As I was drifting into a peaceful slumber, I heard a loud thunk, and woke up fully aware thinking that there's a spirit in my room. Now I'm awake and can't sleep for shit because this show has brainwashed my brain into being a full blown pussy. Yes, laugh all you want, but the results are shown here as I'm blogging away at 5:22 am. 


Ahahaha....




**Can we please give Fiona Shaw a fucking Emmy/Golden Globe/Oscar for her OUTSTANDING performance in this show?!?! She is also famously known as Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia.   

Love You Like A Love Song Baby

I love this song because I'm forever a 12 year old gay boy stuck in a woman's body.

*you can blame my friend Tala for this

THRONES MANIA!

I just discovered this show two days a month ago and must tell you that it is FUCKING AMAZING. LIKE AH-MAY-ZING. So amazing that I want to yell "WINTERFELL" whenever I feel a cab is trying to take me on a longer route.
Ex: Sir, why are you taking me through Times Square? DO YOU THINK I'M A TOURIST?!?! WINTEEERFEEEEEELL!!!

So, while on a vacation, I missed an episode of Thrones... It happened to be THAT episode... but having never read the books, I was in for a massive shock (no spoilers, don't worry). Anyways, besides being literary upset for 48 hours, I ran out to the nearest bookstore, bought the book, and read it so I could know what is happening in next's week episode. Yes... I am that sad.

After finishing the first book, I ordered the WHOLE SET from Amazon, and have been hibernating in the apartment just reading it. *I know only very little people support me in this behavior*

As a 'renowned' TV blogger, you must all listen to me while I say that this is like the best TV show I have seen this year. That is a big statement, but it really is true. The amount of complexities in the plot can be difficult to translate to the small screen. But they did it well while staying faithful to the plot.

Some people might argue that the book is better than the show, however I must say that the television show did better in visualizing the characters. They casted everyone perfectly, especially Joffrey. I have never hated a character so much in my life that it gives me pleasure to watch this.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok I'm done.