I don't have a part one, but this is the second time that its snowing in NY and EVERYONE IS FREAKING OUT!!!!
ARE THE SANITATION DEPARTMENT PREPARED THIS TIME??? (I think so)
WILL THE SUBWAYS BE WORKING??? (Yes, MTA better be prepared)
WHAT KIND OF SNOW IS THIS?! (Wet snow, which means it'll melt when it touches you [saucy])
WHEN WILL IT END???!?!?!?! (This afternoon around 3-4pm)
Again, I'm not going to work again today (SNOWBERNATION MANIA!) ... Don't judge please...
Instead let's do a recap on yesterday's SEASON 3 PREMIERE OF JERSEY SHORE!!!
FIST PUMP PARTY!
There's a new cast member called Deena, she's Snooki's "BFF"
Sammi doesn't like any of the girls ("whorebags")
Sammi and Ronny are STILL together (yawn), it must be true love
Lots of drinking ensued
Deena got naked in front of the Situation 'accidentally'
For once the Situation held his dick and didn't bone anything
Deena wanted to "have fun" with the Situation, but he's not up for it
Sammi laughed at her for being "stupid"
Deena called Sammy a c***
Ronnie went into ROID-RAGE
Sammi started yelling at Deena
Snooki started yelling at everyone
Jwoww got pissed off
Sammi is still pissed off at Jwoww: which ensued to...
BITCH FIGHT! PUNCH IN DA FACE!
BITCH FIGHT! YANK HAIR OFF DA SCALP!
BITCH FIGHT! ON DA FLOOR!
Then: EPISODE WILL CONTINUE NEXT WEEK
BOOOOOOO! But so far, so good!
Watch it all on www.mtv.com
Recap over and I'm OUT!
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