Oh Lindsay...

As of RIGHT NOW, I am watching "I Know Who Killed Me My Dignity" AGAIN. Yes, this horrifying mess needs to be repeatedly watched at any given opportunity! I know Lindsay Lohan chose this movie not because of the "great script" of a bullshit she gave us as an excuse, its just so she could pole dance for 5 minutes of the movie. You don't need a reason to act like a whore Lindsay, you are already a better one in real life.

What's the story about you ask? Uh... Let me try to simplify this as much as I can. (SPOILER ALERT! But nobody should care!) Lindsay Lohan plays two characters: separated identical twin sisters Aubrey and Dakota. Aubrey got kidnapped by this serial killer, and while they searched for her, instead they found Dakota. Nobody in the world believes that Dakota is actually a "totally" different person, so they diagnosed her with Dissociative Identity Disorder (aka Multiple Personality Disorder).

Turns out that both sisters have that magical twin power, when one twin gets harmed, the other one will also get harmed. So in this case, Aubrey lost a leg, arm and fingers; so did Dakota. Dakota (the stripper one) FINALLY AT THE END OF THE MOVIE found out that she had a twin and they share this "supernatural" gift together. I know... at this part I was like, WHY DID I WATCH THIS? Then she managed to find her sister and kill her abductor, all while having only one leg and one hand. COME ON! I'm not saying that a disabled person is not capable of doing these things, but this is LINDSAY LOHAN we're talking about!

This movie won 8 (EIGHT!) Razzies! One of them "Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie" HA! If you don't believe me on how horrible this movie can be, I think you should go out and watch it for yourself. I don't even care if she's a trainwreck, I'll probably watch anything she's in. Next I'm about to inflict some pain to myself by watching "Labor Pains."

*Thanks woah!nerdy for enthusiastically watching it the first time with me.

Turkeys

I went out and bought a whole bunch DVDs, DVDs of what "normal" people would consider as horrible, terrible movies. Why? Because I think I have brain damage and I can only handle movies like these... Princess Protection Program? Check! Legally Blondes 3? Check! Komodo vs. Cobra (its not a documentary)? CHECK CHECK CHECK!

So in the next few posts, I will dedicate some of them to the movies I'll be watching these next few weeks. If any of you are screaming *INTERVENTION TIME* inside your heads, then you need to go buy any movie that is rated 2 and a half star and below (and WATCH IT!). If you need any recommendations, you may start with any movies Jessica Simpson is in, or "Enough" with J.Lo. Seriously, it will stimulate your brain till it's fried.

Anyhoo, I don't know how/where the term for "Turkeys" became synonymous with bad movies, but in no way am I trying to be racist at the Turkish nation or belittling the bird. Please don't take any offense Turkey-lovers. I personally think its a positive thing.

Let's me start this Turkey week with "Beverly Hills Chihuahua," to be honest it is actually not that bad. I was curious why this movie was #1 for 2 weeks in a row (only in the US of A), maybe Americans just really REALLY like animal movies in general. Seriously, if your expectations of a movie about "spoiled" talking dogs are extremely low, then the movie is surprisingly DECENT. It has romance, adventure, and comedy rolled into one! 3-for the price of-1!!! Or just see it for the dogs, some of them are cute (key word: some). I don't know how many of you are actually going to watch it, but let me tell you the ending: its a happy one.