On Fucking Vacation

I apologize for the lack of post this whole week. I was in Miami on spring break, therefore I was on vacation, meaning that I do not have (or want) to work. I consider blogging as "work." Lucky for me sexyEW19 didn't even write a single post. THANKS BRAVO CORRESPONDENT, YOU SUCK! 

Anyhoo, that's right, MIAMI! WOOHOO! There's so many fucking douchebags on the beach, I think I might start drinking BudLight just to ease my brain from the view itself. There's no problem with drinking BudLight, but it is the ULTIMATE douche drink ever (so drink carefully if you don't want to be quickly judged). I should be nicer to them because I know they'll probably give me 10 cans of beer for free if I ask "nicely."  

Here's a clip of what the beach is infested with:

Not to worry, I am here to update you on the things that I watched on the 6 days I was there in my "boutique" (uber dark) hotel:

• For the Love of Ray J: FEISTY'S BOOBS ARE FAKE!!! SHE ADMITTED IT ON THE SHOW! Yes, I'm as shocked as you are. 
  

("Money well spent!")

• Rock of Love Bus: The 2 "hottest" girls got eliminated from the show. I can't imagine how this show is still going to be interesting anymore.

(Brittanya)

(Ashley with the Hello Kitty tattoo)


• Tough Love: "Boot Camp" for women that can't seem to get boyfriends.  

• El Cuerpo del Deseo: (aka Body of Desire) this show is a GEM! Yes, this is how I'm going to learn Spanish, by watching Telemundo. Wikipedia says that this show is about an old rich man, in love with a hot younger woman, that died suddenly and "returned" to Earth. How do you ask did he return? BY TRANSMIGRATION (the passing of a soul into another body after death)!!! Please watch the intro clip below (start at 0:43 mark)

• Catwoman: I know its not a TV show but, poor choice Halle Berry. Even though you have an Oscar, I will always remember your role in this enthralling cinematic experience. Yes, it was that horrible. 
  
• Giant Squid Documentary: A-W-E-S-O-M-E. Enough said.

• Almost everything on Bravo (the title itself explains the plot of the show): They're all pretty bad. 
• Millionaire Matchmaker
  
• Real Housewives of New York
  
• Top Chef: makes me want to eat the TV. 
  
• Make Me a Supermodel

You really shouldn't watch any of the shows up here, especially the Bravo ones, they're all a waste of time. But always, ALWAYS have time for Ray J please. This has been an extra long post just because I know my viewerships have missed me SO SO MUCH! You are welcome!

He Needs to be Naked

Hello there Mr. Pattison! Many of you might know this person from that craptacular movie called "Twilight." I did manage to watch it twice because of this person, he is SO HOT! I think he needs to work out on his upper body, get some ABS, pose SHIRTLESS while licking an ice cream cone! H-O-T! THAT PHOTO SHOOT NEEDS TO HAPPEN RIGHT NOW! Back to my point, unfortunately he is also quite the horrendous actor, all he does is stare into the camera to look "serious;" I don't mind because in my delusional head, he's staring right into my fucking soul. So stare away Robert, stare away. 

(that's right, suck it hard!)

I bet you, just from this photo, millions upon millions of teens will start smoking. Unfortunately, just a reminder, smoking does not make you look even remotely close to Robert Pattison. But let us all have a wonderful weekend by just looking at these photographs. And if Mr. Pattison himself is reading this, please let my fantasy photo shoot happen. Thank you. 

Just a minor shout-out: UM, GUEST CONTRIBUTOR SEXYEW19, WHERE ARE YOU? I will be enjoying my Spring Break, so I am delegating some power to you to take over the BLOG alright? I know where you live, don't make me go over there (this is not a threat). 

UPDATE: I noticed that I spelled Pattison wrong, its actually Pattinson. So my bad Mr. Pattinson. 

JENNY MAKES ME WANT TO SMASH MY TV!

JENNY FROM THE L WORD, IS THE MOST FUCKING ANNOYING CHARACTER IN TELEVISION HISTORY! Dear Fucking God, what the fuck is wrong with her???? I saw the first season and she was the person that you want to love the most, the one you empathize the most, BUT SHE JUST FUCKING FUCKS WITH YOUR MIND DURING THE LAST SEASON (season 6). 

Yes, this show is about lesbians and its on Showtime, its not porn, it is a GREAT show because it covers topics from sexual identity to social conformity. I swear to whoever that cares, that Prop 8 is something that should have NOT been passed. WHY? WHY doesn't the LGBT deserves to have equal rights as all us "heterosexuals?" FUCKING ASSHOLES! 

Sorry, I bv n gfhi l;o0jbuyfytg hs64setrg. Ok, this is also part drunkz blogging. What we are watching now is the last season of The L Word, and I am honestly surprised that Jenny has became the biggest bitch this planet has ever seen. What the hell is wrong with her. What happened? How did she become the biggest c*nt on the planet? I need to watch season 3-5 now. ARGH SPRING BREAK IS RUINED BY MORE TV (or is it saved?)! 

(this is Jenny, aka Mia Kirshner)

I love my TV, but at this point, I might actually smash it with my Corona bottle. There's just so much drama and tension, I'm pretty sure that the actual lesbian community is not as dramatic as this show. Anyhoo, watch all seasons here

via TV Shack

and Shane is the HOTTEST person in this show ever. Good night. Thank u.

UPDATE: Um, sorry for the rambling, I know it was hard to read (if you did attempt to do so). I am now sober from the cheap sparklez wine last night and realized that this post was a mistake, like... I can't even think of a witty analogy right now... never mind. I realize I might have been very angry, but I promise that I won't do it so often, as I will try not to watch aggravating shows anymore. Why am I apologizing? 

You should definitely watch it, especially for those who has nothing better to do during spring break. 

More Midterm Distractions

There has been some kind of controversy surrounding the new episode of Family Guy. I personally think that its a horrendous show and never actually thought of it as funny. Some of you might think that what I wrote on the previous sentence to be considered blasphemous. I think you are a giant dumbass numskull if you seriously consider that Family Guy is television at its best. South Park is about a million times better in my opinion and I'm being modest. But even then, I still watch that show because I am a TV addict. THERE I SAID IT, I'm not in denial anymore, only 11 more steps to go. 

Ok, so the deal is that some Parent Group complained to the FCC (Federal Communications Commissions) that the show, which aired last Sunday night, has really pushed the boundaries of indecencies. 

"Fox treated viewers to everything from an ‘eleven-way’ gay orgy to baby Stewie eating a bowl of cereal with horse sperm instead of milk ... if that isn’t enough, the show’s leading character is also shown fanaticizing about his wife and moaning while a horse licks his bare behind.  Clearly, the explicit content was not isolated to one instance in one segment of the show; it permeated the entire program."

Ok, the FCC probably has something better to do than to tend to all this nonsense, like fining Howard Stern every time he cusses on air. OH WAIT, can't do that anymore, Stern moved to Sirius, HAHA! Ok, this PTA bullshit needs to stop immediately. I still haven't watched the episode yet, so I was hoping that I could watch it with you guys, how nice of me. 

If you are in the US of A, watch below

If you are anywhere else, click below:

Family Guy - via TVShack

I'm on a MOTHERFUCKIN Boat!

I'm trying to make this TV-related as possible, but did you know that Andy Samberg (so cute and has a great smile) of SNL has his own band? Its called "The Lonely Island" and they have previously debuted a song on SNL called Jizz in My Pants, which I thought was freaking hilarious. I hope that my viewerships understand what jizz means, because if you don't, it'll be REALLY awkward for me to explain it. Ask your parents if you must. Because at junior year in high school, I HAD (keyword) a friend asking me what SEMEN was... I pretended not to hear her because I didn't even want to start the "birds and the bees" conversation with her. 

Panty creamers aside, they have a new music video featuring T-Pain called "I'm on a Boat." Seriously both songs aren't bad at all, if I'm a DJ, this is the shit that I would be playing on the club (probably the guido ones). Enjoy.

Jizz in My Pants

Sorry for the lack of TV postings today. Go watch all the episodes of Buzzcocks. Here's one with Josh Groban.

It's been quite a musical day for me as my ears got to listen to such stupefying beats.

Yes, I'm too lazy to recommend a new show, if you haven't realized.

Never Mind the Buzzcocks with Josh Groban

Ouch, I Wanna go to a Gaybar!

Two wonderful music videos for you to watch today. Thanks from Buzzcocks. 

1st one is called "Ouch" from the band of our generation called N-Dubz. I don't even realize that these type of musical group still exists in the world today (it looks like a more up-to-date version of Aqua). This music video tells a compelling love story of three different people. Its so touching that I almost cried crocodile tears while watching it and it is also heaven to your ears. The best part of the song is by 35 seconds in, when a girl declared that her name is "SHANIQUA! WHAT?!" 

Next song is by Electric Six, called "Gay Bar." Yes, I've never been to one and I would wish that when I experience my first gay bar trip, it'll be filled with Abraham Lincoln look-a-likes in their speedos, doing the pole. Zexy. 

Live (and tipsy)-Blogging from the LIBRARY!

I know, are you shocked too? I have to do a movie essay that was due 2 weeks ago, now I can't find the movie I want and ended up with Stray Dog by Akira Kurosawa again. I really don't mind as I think Kurosawa is amazing, but I am bored out of my mind. I ended up going to happy hour and getting tipsy by 8pm already with no work done at all. 

But being the determined student that I was, I went back to the library to work on this marvelous essay. I saw another friend of mine and he was like "What the hell are you doing here?"

See how I never cease to amaze people? 

WHATEVER, I'm trying to analyze why a fan is important in this movie. As what role does it play in the movie. I'm having difficulties achieving this meaning. I was hoping to get help from you guys, but it seems like too much to ask. 

So here's another midterm distraction from yours truly: it's called Never Mind the Buzzcocks!

This is another show from the UK, and its a game show hosted by Simon Amstell (recently only starting from season 20). It is hilarious as hell as Simon Amstell is honestly mean. Here's a clip with Amy Winehouse before she became super crazy and everything: 

Simon: They tried to make me go to rehab and I said....

Amy: No No NO....

Simon: But in hindsight, yes?

What's That? No Gossip Girl Tonight?

Oh No! Now what are the losers going to watch? 

Like I care. more like MWA-HA! But here's a picture of Chace Crawford (aka Nate Archibald) for you to enjoy, since I care so much to please my viewerships. For those of you that have been waiting 2 weeks for a new episode, its not gonna air tonight! Its going to air next week on March 16, while most of us is in Spring Break! HA-HA! 

XOXO, Judgmentally Yours

P.S.: Karma is a bitch, there's also no Ray J tonight. But the poll results show that half of you think that Feisty's boobs are real. 24 people voted. HURRAH. Muchos gracias. 

Weekly Grills

I'm starting a FAQ section to my blog now................. yay.................

So all you viewerships have to do is ask me some questions and I'll try my "best" to answer it.  

Some questions that has been asked already:

Q: "I'm not sure when you're sarcastic or not in your blog. Do you really like Ray J?"

A: I am not sarcastic about Ray J as I do have an actual enormous crush on him. I admit that I might be a defective by-product of evolution for being weirdly attracted to him. But who fucking cares? 

Q: "Who is that girl with the tattoo on her face?"

A: Her name is DANGER and she's one of the contestants on Ray J's show. 

Q: "It seems that you must have a lot of time in your hands. Are you done with midterms?"

A: No, I am not done with midterms. In fact I have two or three more next week. Why then am I not studying you ask? One question at a time PLEASE!  

These are some examples of the questions that has been asked. Basically you can ask me anything you want, anything! Because if you don't ask me questions, then this segment will not survive for long. So my crickets, QUESTION me. 

PENIS

As requested by Steve. 

No, I'm just kidding. I usually won't write posts about movies, since it is not my area of expertise, but my friend Steve has requested (and you know I can't say no to one) that I wrote a review for the movie "Watchmen." Yes, THAT movie that a whole bunch of people are going nuts over because apparently its based on THE "awesomest" graphic novel ever.

After finishing the movie, Steve proclaimed that "this is THE best FUCKING movie EVER!" Because of that Steve also has somewhat threatened me that I "have to write a GOOD review, or [he's] going to kill me."  

Okay Steve, I will write pretty things about it since you put your terms so nicely for me. 

[He also knows where I live]. 

First thing to write about it that this is a PENIS movie. I'm not kidding you guys, that glowing blue man (Dr. Manhattan played by Billy Crudup) that you see in the trailer is NAKED for 80% of the movie. When I first noticed it (the first thing I noticed actually) I was like.... Did they just showed an actual (glowing blue) penis??? Then they did it again and AGAIN. It was like playing spot-the-penis; its a DONG-fest my viewerships. Its really just hanging there for everyone to see. How big is it you asked? Not bad, go see the movie so you can judge for yourself. So far so good right Steve?

sexyEW19 asked me if I might have mistakenly watched a porno because he was startled that I mentioned about the penis. No, this movie is not porn, just needed to clarify that.   

If you haven't read the graphic novel, then all I can tell you that it is NOT your regular superhero movie. NOT AT ALL. Its 2 hours and 43 minutes of intense drama (politics, justice, humanity, violence, love, etc) and was surprisingly easy enough to understand, but at the same time dense enough to give you a headache. However, I thought that it was just OKAY (not amazing) movie. Besides all the penis scenes, this was definitely a "guy's movie," as there was also lots of action going on (both sex and violence). Also, the movie was aesthetically cool, and if I was high I would have probably liked it a lot more.

Rottentomatoes gave it 65%, interpret it as whatever you want.

My final review is that you SHOULD go watch the movie to check it out (as it is cool), but I will most likely NOT watch it for the second time. 

Are you happy Steve? If not, write something in my comment box. You are WELCOME!

Nothing but Mammals: uh, fish?

This is real. Its not made-up by some computer geek that has nothing better to do with their lives. Yes, it does look a bit CGI-ed, but this is fucking real. And it is fucking AWESOME. This discovery is a week old, but (so far) today is a slow day for me, so I'm going to do some "reporting" on more "intellectual" things. 

You ask: What is that? 

Its a fish, with a TRANSPARENT HEAD! Yes, "Hollow Man" shit going on here. The Barreleye Fish was recently captured by some team of science people somewhere in the deep dark ocean (I hope that information is specific enough for you, as I do not want to do further research into the matter). 

RANDOM THOUGHT: Maybe they can analyze what causes this transparency and do some (consensual) human experiments so they also could become like the hollow man. How scary, scratch that idea. 

And for those that doesn't believe in Darwin, I hope this fish is sufficient PROOF that EVOLUTION (and survival of the fittest) exists! You dumb motherfuckers. Here's the video.

*Thanks Anonymous for the tip

INSPIRATION

I get it from dlisted

I have been visiting this site (DAILY) for more than 2 years and it still hasn't yet to disappoint. Michael K is my universe (in the interweb sense) as he posted this shit yesterday:

And its DEFINITELY a must-watch. Here's a brief description from Mr. K himself: 

"The Charmings, the entire TV show - This was the biggest piece of TV shit from the 80s, but it's a million times better than half the crap that's on now. The show's premise was simple: Snow White and her Prince Charming were magically transported to 1987 California."

COME ON! HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE IT? I probably need to Youtube this entire series today. 

Here's the link - dlisted

The New Introduction

In case you haven't seen the spanking-brand-new intro of The Simpsons, watch the clip below: 

After 20 and a half season of the same old intro, I guess Matt Groening or the people at FOX (or both) got bored and changed it. The TV at the end is changed to a HD flat screen (at least that's what I assumed). If you don't know what I'm talking about, just watch it. If you've never seen an episode of The Simpsons in your life, SHAME ON YOU! Go start now by watching this clip. Also, Marge has a girl-on-girl kissing scene in this episode. Enjoy

Just a side note: I love Hulu... 

Llama

I WANT TO FEED A LLAMA! HOW ADORABLE! I also want a Starburst now...

Since I will most likely not going to feed a llama, I will opt for the Starburst. 

This is for you animal and starburst lovers. 

*As requested by Aiya

Tear-Fest

Yes, Its that time of the year again! The new season of America's Next Top Model! I just watched the new episode (cycle 12!) and there's been about 80,000 scenes involving girls crying over their dreams being CRUSHED by the TYRAnosaurus. Not only that, these girls would SCREAM every time Tyra, Ms. J, J. Alexander, or whoever would come into the scene. I know that they are bound to contract to get the perfect take on this screaming thing, but seriously, its getting old and its making me go deaf. 

The contestant includes: A girl who likes blood, A girl that has tons of scars, A girl that is epileptic, A plus size model who had a famous ex-boyfriend, A mega bitch, A naive bitch, A refugee, and the rest are just hicks from hicksville. 

This show is being shown on CW11, you know how I feel about this channel... its a TWEEN show and therefore its CRAP. And please, if you are serious about being a model, DO NOT EVER BE IN THIS SHOW! Its the kiss of freaking death. Plus, I will mock you for eternity for being retarded enough to think that it is even SLIGHTLY possible for you to even become a REAL model. Yes, that was a burn. 

I'm sorry you guys, but today I am dead. If this post isn't as mean enough as before, because I'm about to collapse any second now because of my horrendous midterm. I was delusional enough to think that I was going to do fine on it, as I didn't study 40% of the material (and watched FOTC instead). In the end, I had to resort to the infamous "when in doubt choose C" method for a chunk of the exam. DIE!

I'm not going to post any links for shows being shown on CW11 because I really don't want to, unless someone makes a request.  

A Bachelor Forever

Something appalling apparently happened on Monday night prime time television. The latest "Bachelor" contestant decided to dump his "chosen one" AFTER he picked her, for his "number two" finalist. He changed his mind on the reunion show and proposed to the other girl, stating that the "chemistry is completely different" now.

RIIIIIGHT... it was probably a fuck and run, meaning he banged her for 6 weeks then got bored and decided to move on with the next person on his booty list. 

I'm probably the last one to write about this, I really don't care for the bachelor, I don't watch it because its boring until shit like this happens. That show is nowhere near the quality that is For the Love of Ray J and people should be more aware of that information. He is now officially a douche forever for dumping someone on NATIONAL (not cable) television. They should audition him for the new season of Tool Academy. And the tool's name is Jason Mesnick, BEWARE LADIES! 

More detailed stories Here and Here if you care. 

*Thanks Tala for the tip

PRO-CRASTINATION

So today, my friend BBM-ed me and asked me why I haven't been writing about Flight of the Conchords. To be honest, I haven't watched it after the fourth episode because I found the show started deteriorating. But I love them so much that I didn't want to negatively promote them. I realize that I should criticize/adore them regardless of my mood because there's really no such thing as bad publicity. 

ANYWAYS, I have a midterm tomorrow (7 chapters of BOREDOM) and I've read/skimmed 3 chapters so far and decided that I needed to take a break. I needed to fulfill the request that has been made from one of my oh-so-precious viewership. So I do what I do 

best (PROcrastination) and watched FOTC, more like 3 episodes of it. I have to say that they are BACK (after 2 let-down episodes)! 

(trust me, you don't want to look inside)

OR

OH MA GOOOOD! THEY ARE BRILLIANT, I'M GOING TO POST LIKE A BAZILLION (3) VIDEOS OF THEM RIGHT NOW! I NEED SOME KOREANS READING THIS TO GIVE ME FEEDBACK ON ONE OF THEM VIDEOS!

HOW IS HIS KOREAN?!?! I LOVE BRET! YOU SHOULD LOVE HIM TOO! He's engaged though...

This one is titled "Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor"

On a more serious note, this one is called "Hurt Feelings." This was 

once stuck in my head for 2 days...

Alright, this is for you peeps in the library that studying away for your midterms.

This should be a sufficient distraction, YOU ARE WELCOME!

And if you have been a fan of the show for some time, then you 

would notice that Bret likes to wear

animal shirts. And after browsing the Hanalog, he probably bought it from this 

ANIMAL SHIRTS website. Click on the link to purchase some.

Here are the links to watch the latest episodes - via Project - Free TV

*Thanks Pey for your "inspiration."

UPDATE: If you are interested, Kristen Wiig (of SNL), Mary Lynn Rajskub (aka Chloe of "24"), and Art Garfunkel (of Simon and Garfunkel) made special guest appearances on the last few episodes. 

Mr. Bean Raised Me...

and gave me bad taste in food. Does that look appetizing to you? I personally never tasted it, but I know for a fact that it is DISGUSTING! It could be described as twigs dipped in marmite, MARMITE? HAVE YOU TRIED THAT? Its black, gooey, and supremely bitter. A better word to describe it: NASTY. (I'm not talking to you Australians because I know its like the equivalent of ketchup there). I shouldn't be so prejudiced as people are the same to me towards my love of SPAM. 

"But Mr. Bean liked it so much that I learn to like it. Mr. Bean raised me! ARE YOU KIDDING??!" 

Yes, are you kidding? 

I get my daily inspirations from my friends. They endlessly amaze me. 

Here's the video, fast forward to 3:15 to know what she's talking about. This is a CLEAR product placement for both Marmite and Twiglets. 

Baptism of FAYAAH!

Is the method I'm using to shamelessly promote my blog (it will also be the tagline of this movement). What I'm doing is not nearly as close as what Tatiana (from The Neon Transmission) has done, as of now she is my un/official PR agent. She has done: 

1. Facebook promotion
2. VH1 promotion
3. Google promotion
4. Made a logo for the blog
5. Write the site's name on everyone's notebook in class

I think there's more, but this is getting crazy. Thank you for what you have done and keep doing it unless it starts interfering with the daily function of your life. In 2 months, my viewerships have QUADRUPLED from 4 to around 16 now. I cannot give you much in return except for my "undying love" (*snort). I'll make you a SPAM casserole one day. If you don't like SPAM, the other alternative is one boiled egg. You choose. 

OR

And for you new readers, BOOKMARK THIS SHIT IF YOU LIKE/ADORE/LOVE IT! 

THANK YOU FOR THE VOTES (MUACH), I'll announce the results soon (see post below)! Sorry for the lack of TV news posting today. Not really actually. 

Image courtesy of artist Jeppe Hein

DRUNKZ BLOGGING: ITS GOOD TO BE REUNITED

Hello, this is another edition of drunkz blogging with Tatiana. I had to go home last week, meaning tatiana had to watch this show all by herself... apparently its funnier when we watch it together. Well, we are only drinking wine, so not exactly drunk, more like tipsy blogging. TATIANA WILL WRITE IN CAPS and i will write normally. As you know, its ray-j time, therefore its time to DRINK. this show is a fucking gem. ray j is just oh-so-adorable. 

HE GOT FEISTY IN ON THE DATE CAUSE SHE JUST FOUGHT EVEN THOUGH HER TEAM DIDN'T WIN BECAUSE THEY DUCKING THREW IN THE TOWEL. DEB AND I WERE WONDERING IF HER BOOBS ARE REAL. (WE'RE GONNA TAKE A POLL... WATCHU THINK?) WE THINK IT WAS COOL FOR RAY TO STEP UP AND INVITE HER ALONG... WE'RE HOPING FOR SOM'EM REAL CATTY TO GO DOWN CAUSE THOSE OTHA BITCHES GONNA BE PIIIISSED ABOUT FEISTY

you better vote, my self-esteem is on the fucking line.... vote on the top right side of this blog please. 

Tatiana: THIS SHOW IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!

...COCKTAIL! SHE IS SO SMART! WHY IS SHE SO SMART???!!! SHE IS SO BRILLIANT!!! I'M TELLING YOU DEBRA, THIS SHOW GETS BETTER AND BETTER, I'M GONNA SIGN UP FOR RAY J 2!

i do want to see tatiana on VH1 if its possible. ok, the show just fucking ended! and they (VH1) just announced that the next Ray-J is going to be in 2 weeks (meaning that we're on freakin fucking spring break)!!! I am pissed! BLUARGH!

stacks had to go home because her dad got cancer, then lil' hood fucking eliminated herself. so 2 girls went off the show today! meaning there's one episode less on the season! MOTHERFUCKER! (its debra writing this)

COCKTAIL IS A MOTHERFUKIN GENIUS MANIPULATOR. I TRULY BELIEVE THAT SHE CAN MANIPULATE ANYONE OFF THE SHOW!!!!! (MAYBE NOT DANGER, SHE'S GONNA CATCH HER BS!) I COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT LIL'HOOD DIDN'T CONFRONT HER ABOUT THE THING SHE SAID. SHE JUST BOUGHT IT "STRAIGHT UP." I'M LOOKING FWD TO COCKTAIL SHENANIGANS IN 2 WEEKS!

anyways, ray j is still cute and hot, he needs to be shirtless more in this show... this is probably the best part of the show tonight! watch it below (fastforward to 1:30 minutes): 

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UPDATE: Apparently the pregnant Danger story is FALSE! thank the heavens! I can't find the denial story anywhere, so I'm not even sure if my sources are correct. Let us all wait till the freakin REUNION SHOW!!! I think I'm going to faint. 

PSYCHING OUT: Celebrity Rehab Edition

My plan today was to stay at home and sleep in this oh-so-wonderful weather (look at post below). All the local schools, along with Fordham, Pace, and FIT universities have been closed today. NOT NYU THOUGH! But then I got an e-mail from my Psychology of Addiction professor stating: 

I know that some of you are wrestling with commuting issues. My intention for today is to give a brief talk and to then show the Celebrity Rehab video for about an hour and then have a discussion in which students can express their reactions.

Professor K------

I was TORN! As you know, I am quite a big VH1 fan! I watch this show once in a while, but never under academic pretenses. AHAHAHAHA! So yes my viewerships, I went to class in the midst of a freakin snow storm to watch MORE TV! I realized what is wrong with that sentence, but yet I am not ashamed of myself.  

The prof had the DVD for the first season, and quite honestly it was an enjoyable show; and by that moment, he became THE COOLEST PROFESSOR EVER!  This show basically takes (Z-listed) "Celebrities" (Chyna, Mary Cary, Daniel Baldwin, etc) and puts them in rehab and see how they go through their detox and addiction. He promised that we will watch the entire season by the end of this semester :D

I AM SO PSYCHED!

Hibernation Mode: Thank God It's MONDAY!

What is wrong with NYC? There's a motherfucking snow storm outside right now. No you guys, its not like in the movies, where its romantic and shit. Its like mother nature on freakin rage, you go out and you're gonna get EATEN by snow. In fact, I'm looking outside now and I see a few unfortunate souls teetering on the brink of being completely covered in white and being blown away by the wind. I'm hoping one of these people falls so I can mercilessly laugh in the comfort of my own apartment. 

Anyways, enough of my sadistic wishes, TONIGHT a new Ray-J is on, I just watched last week's episode, and must say that its always as good as I expected it to be. Poor Caviar was eliminated, but I personally think its because nobody understood what she was talking about. (NU NA NI NOBODY ELSE!) AHAHAHAHA!!! Watch this greatness below. 

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