Butter

Ty Burrell (awkward dad in 'Modern Family') is in final negotiations for a lead in an upcoming movie called "Butter." What can this film named after a delicious pale yellow fatty substance is about? Butter carving. If you could look at me in the eyes, I am seriously staring at you about how serious I am. Are you confused? Good. 

*pass me the butter... wait...

The plot follows "a butter-carving champ (Burrell) who’s forced to step down, leading his wife (Jennifer Garner) to begin training in hopes of becoming the new champ." I didn't even know there was such a thing as a butter-carving contest till the magical search engine known as Google found me some links.... Now I have an idea: 


Dear FANS, 
Next year for my birthday, instead of the originally planned ice sculpture of a pegasus you were planning to make for me, I would want a butter carving of one instead. That's all. Thank you. 


"Love,"
D.A. 

3D TV

Yeah, I kinda want one. More than an iPad. Even if I have to wear those hideous glasses at the comfort of my own home, the experience will be worth it! I'll just end up looking like a douche in a nightclub.

*not exactly a douche

You know what? Maybe all I need is a more comfortable couch. Or maybe, what I need to do is stop watching the goddamn CSI marathon on Spike TV (that shit is addictive) and plan on actually acquiring this wonderful device. I call it the "Break-into-BestBuy" plan. 

Doctor WHOoOoOooOoooo

That's right, the season is back with the eleventh Doctor, Matt Smith! Here he is above in action... "Sonic screwdriver blast off!" (that's what I would say if I ever had one)...
Being as depressed as anyone could possibly be about David Tennant's departure, this was definitely a refreshing start to the new era. This new guy might not be as cute, but he is charming and extremely energetic; at least enough for me to feel his persona through the screen. *Brownie points for the bow-tie wardrobe change. 

However, his new companion, Amy Pond (real name: Karen Gillan) is a HOTTIE! I've always have a thing for female redheads. There's just something so sexy about them, I just can't seem to exactly put my finger on it to what it is. Yes, there's definitely that minor sexual tension between the both of them, like all the previous Doctor-Companion relationships. But this one is an odd match, but a good one, like french fries and soft-serve ice cream. (Don't you dare give me a disgusted look).

*I am also busy on my telephone

Anyways, the newest episode is called "The Eleventh Hour," and please read a more legitimate review HERE if you've maxed out on your Megavideo and just cannot wait for the BBC-America premiere on April 17th.

Dramatic Contact Lenses

Why can't life be actually like this? And they call me drama queen, bitch please!

Easter Weekend

iPad MANIA has come down upon us!!! Let us all rejoice and run to the nearest Apple store and wait there for hours upon hours so our hands may touch one of those things in hope. However, did I make that holy pilgrimage today? Nope. Instead, I went to the nearest movie theater and watched a "movie" called 'Clash of the Titans.'

poster is cooler than actual movie

Let me just tell you that this possibly could be the WORST movie ever made about Greek mythology. Actually, its just plain shit as a movie in general. Friends have warned me that this was going to be a terrible movie experience, but I refuse to heed them and march along my own path of destruction. Its rated 31% by Rotten Tomatoes, but its not even that good. 

Am I being too harsh on Easter? Isn't today suppose to be the day of forgiveness or whatever? But I cannot forgive this movie for robbing me out of my $13 and 2 hours of my life with inaccurate depictions of Greek mythology. Even Zeus would smite on this. I'm done with my sermon of the day. Good Day and Happy Easter! 

POP SEMPEN!

ahhhh the models and bottles lifestyle; if i were to even imagine the slightest taste of what it would be like to earn huge amounts of money, spend it uncontrollably, buy multiple bottles in fancy clubs, pop it obnoxiously in front of my A-list friends - feeling that joy of success, it would probably be right about now. Never thought that i'd make it this far, but i did! woohooo! Easter is here, happy easter everyone! Congratulations to me, me, ME!

I'll leave you with this, goodbye blog! for now!



- INDONZ RULE THE WORLD -

April's Foolery

Even if this is not that funny, Steve Carell is just a wonderful person to watch.

And now: Let's see some positive things that the GOP has to say about Obama

Global Warming is solved because of Low-Emissions Unicorns powered by renewable Rainbow Energy!

The best prank today has to be:

I Love This Show!!!

OMG! LOL! IDK! Its like the best thing that ever happened to television, like when man created the air conditioner, but even better! Have you seen "High Society???" The show that follows some New York socialites, including Tinsley Mortimer (New York's most something socialite) and it basically documents their every move and decision about what they should do with their poor little rich lives. The star is definitely Tinsley herserlf (as she is the most famous one)... Should she still have to share her maid with her ex-husband? Should she hide her relationship from her mother? LIFE IS SOOOOO DIFFICULT! I'm literary stressed out for her. Champagne time!


I was actually surprised that anything in the CW could amount to anything even remotely entertaining. After watching an episode of this, the bigger surprise is finding her mom as the biggest famewhore of all. 
And if you believe me at this point, you are the biggest dumbass in the world. Happy April Fool's day!
Don't watch it. For your sake. Seriously. 

True Blood Poster Promo #2

Excited much? 

Monsieur Monde (aka WHERE did they find these men?)

This is the most desirable man in the world:

...Pretty swoonworthy no? His name is Kamal Orlando Ibrahim and he's from Ireland. And he's going to look even better after you see some of his competition.

I had no idea that the Mr. World pageant was taking place in Incheon, North Korea-- I'm guessing you didn't either. Perhaps that is a good thing though, because after extensive "research" I'm seriously doubting the criteria that they used to find some of their shining exemplars of male hotness/personality/brains.

According to wikipedia, the pageant was started in 1996 as an annual event. So far, it's only happened six times. My math is shaky, but that doesn't add up, does it? I watched countless "introduction" videos of the contestants (Seee how I toil for this blog?) to pick the "gems" of the bunch for you. (and by gems... I mean the most cringeworthy, of course.)

Lets start with the contestant from Greece, who has beautiful hair, has impeccable taste in clothes, and likes volleyball.


Mr India is a bachelor of arts, believes war is wrong and has a humour of sense. And a fierce jacket.


And most creepy of all seems to be Mr USA.
Questions that arise from his interview:
What is an oseopathic surgeon?
How does he get his hair to stick to his head like that? And why is it so shiny?
Lastly, why is he wiggling his eyebrow like he wants to kill me??????? (let's not even talk about the earring)

Should I be nice and leave you with a video of the winner, to wash out the painful images burnt into your eyeballs? ok, I'm a humanitarian, so of course I will.

(I'm not sure what he said before that wink, I'm not even a fan of winks, but I'm glad there is a category on this blog called SWOOON)

Ed's Note: 1. I'm surprised that North Korea (of all places) would hold such a prestigious competition as this one. 2. This is probably the easiest way to ever see what N. Korea looks like (all intelligence agencies of the world take note).

exotic dancing

HA! I knew that would get your attention. now watch this.



Happy birthday, oh judgmental one. I sincerely hope someone dances like this for you for your birthday...

D.A. The Birthday Diva

 It’s our dear dear D.A.’s birthday today! Even though she fired me from the blog for not agreeing to post FIVE (yes, FIVE) posts on iamjudgmental for her birthday, I’m asking you all to spoil her and send her your heartfelt wishes on this wonderful day.

(Also enjoy the video above. It is even funnier when you watch it twice)

-By Bubbles

Amish Grace

Lifetime really did outdid itself now. They always have original sappy movies that we all can depend during a lonesome Friday night (don't look at me). But, REALLY? Amish Grace? SPOILER ALERT: This movie is not a inspirational love story, instead its based on a true incident about the 2006 Nickel Mines tragedy, in which five teenage Amish girls were killed by a gunman. Seriously sad.

Let me clarify one thing: I have zero intention on watching this movie, but I do want to make you readers aware that there IS such a movie out there. Today is a slow day OKAYS? So Lifetime Movies shall be it for your daily educational media awareness.
This might be insensitive, but how are the Amish going to watch this? The first time they are being portrayed in a positively inspiring way for a cable network movie, and they don't have the electricity to access it. The word for it: Irony.

TRAILER TIME!

LIFE IS LITERARY AMAZING!!!

This new BBC/Discovery documentary show entitled "Life," is seriously AMAZING!
Especially in HD, it became like my-mouth-gaping-wide-open kind of awe instilled in me; and I'm not even under the influence of anything. Seriously only in HD, life becomes a miracle (cheese line, but had to say it).
If any, ANY of you love the Planet Earth series at any capacity, then YOU MUST WATCH this. Its also narrated by Oprah, and when she does something, you know that its GOLDEN!

*I hope my capslock induced post has somehow manage to convince you to watch it.

The Best 7 Minutes of Your Day

Or it could be a waste of time. But I doubt it, since I have superior taste in Youtube selection... as I would like to believe. Anyways, you can play a little game of recognizing as many TV tunes as you can! I didn't do as well as expected (17/22). TV Expert FAIL.  


*Thanks Bubbles for the tip

JUNE 13TH!!!

ITS GONNA BE BACK!!! AND SANTA, even though Christmas has passed, ALL I WISH FOR IS TO HAVE ACCES TO HBO ON JUNE 13TH! I have been a very very good girl (not at all).


This is a part of HBO's three months viral marketing campaign for the third season of "True Blood." They will release another 11 posters in the next two months to mercilessly tease me into utter frustration. My general mood about this poster: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS TO START AGAIN!!!


If you have been a loyal reader, you probably know that I fucking love this show to death. If you are just new to the blog, now you know. And don't you dare say: "It sucks," because I consider that as a blasphemous statement and I will reach to my nearest holy water reservoir (vodka) and douse you with it while I chant cleansing curses out of my mouth. No, I won't do that, that's just too much effort and a waste of vodka. Life is complicated.

Max and Jason: SUPREME HOTNESS

Dear Ladies of the World: 

There are two hot ass dudes hosting a show on Current TV (yes, that Al Gore channel) called "Max and Jason: Still Up."  My friend thought that this was a gay show because of the name... ANYWAYS...  HAVE YOU SEEN THEM? They're two ridiculously good-looking men that are hot, tall, well dressed, with a sexy low voice.... SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! (Somebody please catch me as I fall of my sofa). 


I would probably watch this even if this was gay porno. I don't even care what they're talking about, they probably can blab from super informative things to crazy cat ladies issues and I would still be totally into it. Oh how I love my job as a blogger. 





Truly Awesome


Sincerely, 
D.A.

Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution

I haven't been back to California in almost a year, so I forgot that the food proportions are about 2-3 times as much as New York City's servings. I call it "stomach explosion" sizes.

Apparently, stomach explosion sizes are probably only excluded in New York City, because we all know that USA is a fat country. Especially the town of Huntington, West Virginia, winning the highest obesity population title along with the highest death rate from a heart attack. Armed with a new television program called, "Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution," the British chef superstar is trying to change the way America eats by giving them epiphanic lifestyle changes. And I have to say that its a pretty good watch.

Short version of the first episode is that people do not like to be told on what to eat. They seem to consider lettuce and anything that looks naturally green in color as the enemy of their mouths. One family's food color spectrum only ranges from yellow to golden brown (aka deep fried and frozen food). I know my food habits are questionable sometimes, but compared to this family, I am like a pristine crystal example of healthy living. Yes, you know there's a problem, if I'm a shiny exemplar of something...

Seriously, this food business is some fucked up shit. When kids PREFER processed food than natural food, you know you have a fucking problem.

Anyways, moral of the show: nobody should ever see a grown man cry. It really did break of whatever is left of my heart.

OMGLEEK!

OMG YOU GUYS! THERE'S A NEW TEASER TRAILER FOR GLEE AGAIN! AREN'T YOU JUST SOOOO EXCITED TO WATCH IT? (SARCASM BARFED ALL OVER)
Apologies about the Perez thing, I couldn't find it anywhere else.

Why Am I Watching This?

Yeah, for serious. Dancing With the Freaking Stars. 


Just when I think I can go no lower, I found out that I can actually watch this crap and swallow it.
Believe it or not, of all the contestants, the final celebrity that managed to grab my attention is Evan Lysacek (for all the wrong reasons). I was pleasantly surprised to find the majority of the contestants as a group more recognizable celebrities than the previous seasons. If they manage to nab famous enough D-listers, I consider that as great effort in ABC's part, and therefore deserves my attention. Logic Failed In Every Angle.

Let's start with one thing that is always consistently great on the show: Bruno. I don't understand about 80% what he's saying, but with the flailing arms and the attitude in his tone, language will not become a barrier of comprehensibility.


And what happened to Buzz Aldrin's face?

Fry and Laurie

There was a time when Hugh Laurie was more than just Dr. House and when Stephen Fry was more than just the narrator of various audio-books. As a comedic duo, they are by far some of the most original comic minds to come out of the UK post-Monty Python. With A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Jeeves and Wooster, and appearances in the various Blackadder series, they always proved to be consistent in the originality of their comedy, along with just being laugh out loud funny. Watch them.

That and Stephen Fry has the awesomest voice ever.

A Bit of Fry and Laurie – Slightly Mad



A Bit of Fry and Laurie – Poetry Prize



A Bit of Fry and Laurie - Court

What Am I Looking At Lately?

WELL, HELLO THERE MEHCAD BROOKS (AKA EGGS FROM TRUE BLOOD)! You are one fine bite of man hunk chunk piece meat package Jeebus! I'm just spewing random words because this photograph is affafafecting my mind and I feel funky. This should be made into lyrics for the most romantic beautiful song ever. 
You know, after this hard week of spring break, we are in need to see some fine piece of ass. /*A philosophy we all should live by. /* The keyword is SEE but not touch, because we are not perverts (I hope).

The best part of this all is THE COMMERCIAL THAT COMES WITH IT:


You are totally welcome bitches.

Piano Man ChatRoulette

ChatRoulette? Yep, NOT a fan of it.
No... I am a fan of it, but I wouldn't actually go on it again.

First time I ever went on, I got a pretty cute blonde young guy with a purple sweater on.
Chickened out, so my video-cam stayed off the entire time.

/*I'm already an uninteresting person in real life, and I somehow managed to surpass that level even on the interwebs... I feel like I do have a talent sometimes. In my defense, the person that sent me the link just told me to click on it. BELIEVE ME, its even more shocking when you DON'T expect to see a random stranger trying to chat with you.*/


I know that you've probably heard many horror stories about it, but once in a while there is a silver lining towards this whole cause: This Piano Man.



This guy seriously has a lot of talent, and therefore makes him awesome.

His name is Merton and he made my night.

South Park is Back With Sex Addiction

Yesterday was the season 14 premiere for South Park and it was AWESOME. I am so glad that the season has started again because I am in need for some good and provoking show. 


The new episode is back circling the issue of Tiger Wood's "sex addiction" problem. In this episode called "Sexual Healing," the CDC was concerned about why there's an epidemic with rich men having sex with as many people as they can (apparently money makes the virus stronger)... So they started screening for early symptoms for  sex addiction in America's youth. 


To prove that someone is a sex addict, they were shown a suggestive image and were later asked a question. 
The picture: a naked lady with a full bush "almost up to her bellybutton." 
The question: "what color was the handkerchief in the nice lady's hand?"
.....
If you answered, "what handkerchief?" Then you ARE a sex addict (I'm saying it in a Maury tone). 
This is 'The Nice Lady With A Handkerchief Test.' 




However, the best part of the show has to be EA Sports' "Tiger woods PGA Tour 11 for Xbox." This is probably the most amazing fictional golf game ever made. Basically its Tiger and Elin going Street Fighter on each other with golf clubs. Additional secret moves includes: PRENUP POWERUP! And Losing an endorsement deal! I wish this is real....


Watch full episodes at SouthParkStudios!

Week 4? 5? 3?

I am really happy because I've made it this far, but now that I've made it this far, I am extremely ashamed to think that I thought I wouldn't make it this far. rhyme king

My brother sent me this. another reason why people are awesome *(-_-)*


-By woah!nerdy
*Editor's note: I can't wait till Easter. 

Another Day Celebrating Drinking

As today is the official St. Patrick's day (not the Hoboken one), I bet all of you are out on their spring breaks or already drunk at work. I'm not going to even bother writing much as none of you probably can read properly today.

I can't participate in the drinking activities (WHAT?! you say) as I'm with the family, and became their personal chauffeur.

I am also on a semi-vacation in the sunny state of California, so I would like to apologize for the lack of updates lately (as I have been busy eating and enjoying the sun, don't slap me in the face because of my gloating). Besides all of this, here's another annoying orange clip (st. patty's edition).


Now, you can officially hate me.

REVAMP!

Do you guys like my new blog layout? I know this is a lot more brighter than you expected, but it was either orange or the stars in the universe.
Readers: Why can't it just be in normal colors, o Judgmental one?

BECAUSE ITS ME OK! I DON'T DO NORMAL VERY WELL. See how I got angry at an imaginary conversation...

Anyways! Do you like it? My blog consultants are out of reach at the moment, so I'm now asking the "mass" public for their opinion. Now, RESPOND!

She Looks Different

Yes, this is the new music video for "Telephone," that song by Lady Gaga and Beyonce. I don't know if any of you ever heard the song, because I thought this was a song about how they don't wanna pick up their phone as they're too busy dancing in a club... Yeah, if the lyrics of this song is Earth, than this music video is Jupiter on crack, that's how far away from relevance it is. (Its not Pluto because there's still a lot of dancing).

I don't have much to comment on besides the fact that she's wearing a thong in one dancing scene... That's even awkward for me to watch. Why is there a mass homicide? Is this video suppose to be ironic? Because I really don't "get it." WHATEVER, I still liked it.

Hoarders: Buried in Shame

If you think that your room is messy, well get ready to feel a lot better. A&E has brought upon us a reality/documentary series about hoarders. Something like Lindsay Lohan's problem, but imagine it a million times worst. First, I was about to laugh as I quickly assumed to fast that this was going to be a comedy series (because of Ms. Lindsay), but that soon to be smile turned into a look of awe and disgust almost immediately.

This is WHY:

From the show's description, hoarders have a psychological problem of letting go of their things. They just keep collecting shit for their whole lives and never heard the term of "BITCH! THAT'S TRASH!" How and WHY is my two first questions for all the contestants because computer says NO! Watch full episodes HERE if this is the show for you. 

Lost Sucks

Can I just tell you again that 'Lost' is beyond ridiculously insane. Not only is this show getting boring, I'm only trying to get through this season to finally figure out why the hell they're in the "island."
Yes, I realize that I'm the stupid one by continuing to watch this mess, but if I didn't see it, then I couldn't really experience the full shitiness of this show first hand, could I? 


Wow, that is one really long question. The producers and J.J. here better not fuck with me in the end of this show. Because if nothing gets resolved... as in... there's just two alternate realities, where one is shit (the island) and one is paradise (if plane never crashed) and everyone just has to DEAL WITH IT, I would not be happy bunny. And when I'm not happy, I know its entertaining for you, but I will seriously have a DVD burning party on the roof of my apartment (early apology to whatever is left to the ozone layer). Maybe the smoke from it will be the Flocke Smoke Monster and is going to be set free in OUR WORLD from from this ritual. Yes, I'm going to cancel this party for the sake of our humanity. 


Me? Fickle? NEVAAAAAAAR!

BORING

Me and scaramouche watched the ENTIRE 3 hours and 30 minutes of the Oscars yesterday. We thought there weren't any kind of drama, which made it boring, and thus made my attention span as short as a goldfish's. 


There was a couple things that I loved from the entire show which is: 

-Zoe Saldana's dress. Isn't it SO PRETTY? Look at it! I want to cry every time I see it. Seriously, the colors complements her skin so well and its so SPARKLY! *Dress by Riccardo Tisci for Givenchy



-Sandra Bullock's speech. The day before the Oscars, she just won a "Worst Actress" Razzie for her movie 'All About Steve.' And at the Oscars she won Best Actress... does not compute. I don't know if she deserved her Oscar, but she certainly did after her thank you speech. It made me want to cry again. Maybe I'm just emotional because I know the boredom is going to finally be over at this point of the show. 

Sexy Music for Your Pleasure

Sex Therapy by Robin Thicke.

See, He Does Have A Sense of Humor

Platinum winner Evgeni Plushenko does not fail to amuse. I just saw this gem from 2001 in which he performed "Sex Bomb" on ice. That sentence has already given you enough justification to watch him in all his glory below. 





*For Sabrine

James Cameron: Not Such A Douche?

The Avatar creator was on 'Inside the Actor's Studio' a couple of days ago, and from what I watched, I personally think he's not such a douche. Now, don't you haters start rabidly writing "HOW COULD YOU" emails to me. Mr. Cameron here is a well-known branded type of hollywood-director-douche as he has been known to make comments like this, this and this.
Is he pretentious and snobby? YES. But, maybe a misunderstood douche. I mean, if I ever made TWO of the top-grossing-movies EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EXISTENCE... Christ, you would never hear the end of it. NEVAAAR.

Now, there's another debate whether the movies (Titanic and Avatar) are actually good. I think they're pretty alright, but definitely not Oscar worthy. The fact that his ex-wife also got her movie nominated ('The Hurt Locker') is the only reason I'm going to watch the drool-siesta known as the Oscars. *I'm hoping for some up-close face shots when they announce the winner, and hopefully one of them will wince.

The fact that he was able to make so much goddamn moolah out of it, gives him reason to have certain bragging rights. Do people have an issue with his gloating? Of course! But everyone has to understand that some people just don't have class.

This is like calling the kettle black, oh yes, the irony! SHUT IT EVERYONE!

The Annoying Orange

I. LOVE. HATE. LOVE. THIS. ORANGE.

This might be one of the special occasions that I'm COMPLETELY wrong about something, the rest of the time I'm just somewhat wrong... but I find this orange to be HILARIOUS.

So if you do like what you see above: CLICK HERE TO WATCH MORE!

*sidenote: Who is the genius behind this concept? And that laugh... will haunt me in my dreams.

*This shit is even more hysterical if you're watching it under the influence. KNIFE!

I want to kiss you and take a dump on your chest

DAY 14

2 Weeks!!!!!!!!!!!

recently I've been watching a lot of korean variety shows, and i came across this one episode of a series called "we got married" where Korean celebrities get paired up as "a married couple." The reality show basically documents their fake marriage together, and they have challenges to do every week.

In this episode, they had to converse with an Afghan foreign exchange student in Korea, who speaks only english to them. As you might already know, Korean stars are not so good in english. I laughed my ass off while watching the first minute of this. You will too, I hope

Enjoy

The Poster Says It All

Not bad, but not great either.
Mediocre, especially for HBO standards.

I did NOT "vandalize" this poster.

OH SWEET MOTHER OF MARY!

Chuck from NBC hasn't been my favorite show, I didn't care if it was getting cancelled or if it stayed. But lately, I finally realized that this show was my ULTIMATE guilty pleasure. And the fact that Brandon Routh (of Superman fame) is given a short recurring role also helped me a lot in repeatedly returning to it. For some reason, Agent Shaw here ended up being topless. It would be lying if I didn't say that my heart rate jumped up a notch or a hundred. Maybe I swooned a bit... ok fine, I SWOOOOOOOOOONED at the sight of his topless body. 


YES McG! MORE PLEASE! He should just do all his scenes right after he takes a shower (and is apparently greased up by some kind of baby oil [I suspect its Johnson & Johnson]). Rating problems: SOLVED! 

Tyrannosaurus Sex

No, this post is NOT about a Tyra Banks sex tape.

Its for an actual show called "Tyrannosaurus Sex."
Did I saw this on some weird porno channel on my premium channels? NO.
It was actually on Discovery Channel.

Please gentlemen, don't get too excited yet and start prematurely switching channels in your fury haze. This show is a CGI representation on how paleobiologists think dinosaurs would probably have sex. There was one segment where these experts were discussing if a Titanosaur's penis was more avian or crocodile-like. My intelligent brain thinks that it looks more like a dinosaur's penis. But I'm obviously not the pro at this fossil issue.

Since I only know some basic knowledge of these creatures, while watching the show I thought: For all I know they could all be making this shit up. Because, in EVERY case, there seems to be "we believe that these dinosaurs would mate like this, but there's no distinct evidence and this is all just sounds logical... so EAT IT!" Great... "fictional" dinosaur sex.

To be honest, the show was actually quite insightful, and probably mind-blowing for dinosaurs enthusiasts. I just have a natural hater in me, so please don't be offended if any paleobiologist is reading this post. DOUBT IT.


*sidenote: I had an aunt who thought a dinosaur was the name of one specific creature. She asked me to point out "the dinosaur" in a poster of "DINOSAURS." I'm still not letting her live down this story.

-By the by, this show premiered on February 14... How romantic! (SARCASM)

Whoop De Doo

Yes, it has been apparent that I am not learning my lesson in "hiring contributors." As I have already "fired" one already, I felt that the balance of yin and yang has been shifted and quickly recruited a new journalist.


Let me introduce you to Bubbles, who wrote that book report on "The Game" two posts below: Bubbles is... bubbly... and likes musicals... probably wishes she lives in a rainbow, have a pet unicorn, and be a Power Puff Girl. But, I'm not bias or judgmental (HA! GET IT?!) I'm willing to diversify (with restrictions) and if Bubbles is cool with it, then we're awesome.


Please don't be surprised if you read a Glee promotion post coming from this one... It's expected. Or maybe Bubbles here will surprise me and not even mention a single thing about it... SUSPENSE ALERT! My life is so dramatic. I don't know how Jack Bauer do it all the time.

NOTE to ALL CONTRIBUTORS: GOOD JOB ON THE POSTINGS! I'm not going to change what you have written, but I am going to start my own commentary section on what I deem is necessary to add for flair.