Selling My Soul

You guys must have been wondering why I haven't mentioned anything about Gossip Girl? 

Its because I find that show is CRAP, therefore I do not want to promote it. But since it is a popular show (with a lot of nice clothing) and it will probably boost the viewership of this very underrated blog, then I will sell my integrity and write something occasionally about GG. 

So, I was back home and hanging out with the older generation crew (peeps that are pregnant, married, engaged, or working full time) and found out that THEY LOVE IT! I was mortified! WHY??? Maybe its because I went through the O.C. phase that GG didn't affect me as much, but seriously, its pretty bad. The first 8 episodes were horrible, and if for some reason you are dumb enough to persist through, then it actually will get better (sadly I'm stupid enough to do such things). 

I mean they had an actual conversation about what episode of GG was the best, "I was SO shocked when Serena confessed that she killed somebody (GASP)!" -a balding guy said this... He also wants to be exactly like Chuck Bass..... I've got only one word to say: FAIL!

That's all I can write about GG, I only watch it if I'm supremely bored, but you guys its not even worth it. If I know Josh Schwartz (the creator), the show will be HORRIBLE by the third season, so please prepare yourself for the death of GG. See, this is why they're having that GG spin-off! In case GG does go awry.... 

XOXO, Judgmentally Yours

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!

HELLOOOOOO E.W.!!!  (can I call you sexyEW19?) 

Finally reporting for duty! Thank you very much for participating in my wonderful blog (even though you have not written anything substantial)! I am truly happy! 

As your reward, you will get a FREE subscription to my blog! I'm sorry, but that's all I could offer now, please understand.

Words cannot express how truly joyful I am! But maybe a photo will...

*please promote this blog through your friends*

I am happy as a shark. 

That is right, sexyEW19 will be my Bravo correspondent (but is not only limited to Bravo) as I do not have the great Bravo channel as a part of my cable package. (aren't you horrified?) DAMN YOU TIME WARNER CABLE!!! (but if any of you working there are reading this, please let me have Bravo for free, and I'll be your Time Warner whore). I am deprived of Bravo, but its for the best. All those Real Housewives series, Project Runway, Top Chef.... I seriously am desperate to watch it, but I know it'll be like crack, so I'm still resisting after 2 years of temptation. I know that this news is a shock for most of you, but I'm pretty sure you can handle this revelation. If you are willing to donate $8.95 a month for me, then I can also have Bravo! Somebody should start a campaign (HINT HINT). 

Sorry that I've been absent this whole week, I had some family problem and had to go back home for a while. But that's not important now! I AM BACK (well technically still at the airport)! So, I'll be back in 20 hours! 

Sometimes, I really love myself.

Hello,

My name is EW.

I'd like to thank D.A for graciously giving me the opportunity to write on this very popular blog.

I was brought into this blog primarily as the "Bravo" correspondent--a title I have yet to embrace openly and outwardly as a proud Bravo man. Truth be told, I am still a closeted Bravo man (shhh, keep it to yourselves). Nonetheless, the harsh expectations of society will not stop me from living out my life.

I really, really, really, want to tell you all about my opinions on Tv-dom, but truthfully, I am just too lazy to do so right now. In fact, I don't even know why I am writing this.

The Only Good News of the Day

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT THE MOVIE IS A GO!

via Perez

Bret Michael's Favorite Cat is...

The LEOPARD! Yes leopard, I would be in a super defense mode too if Mr. Michael here tries to pet me too. 

Here is a reminder on how the "awesome" Mr. Michael looks like:

That's enough botox for you...

*Thanks Tatiana for the tip

Guest Bloggers

I have invited a couple of people to guest blog with me for a couple of weeks. I don't know if they'll accept the invitation or not, but we'll see if this gets more exposure to the blog. These guest bloggers watches different TV shows from me, (*anything on Bravo, and all the other network reality shows) therefore I'm hoping it will also expand my demographic. Yes, I did notice that this was a selfish thing to do. These guest bloggers better not SUCK!

It will be going on for a couple of weeks, or till I'm (or the viewerships) are bored of them. I also do this for YOUR interest, see how much effort I put into entertaining you guys? Appreciate it. Enjoy. 

Don't Even Bother Lying

Have you heard about Lie to Me? Its a brand new show from FOX, the same people that brings you Fringe. You guys know how I feel about that show... I was supremely hesitant on starting a new series especially when midterms are coming soon, who the fuck am I kidding, I don't care about midterms. But, since there's been quite a buzz surrounding this show, I decided to watch it. Also, its from the same producer as 24, but I doubt its as good. 

Here's a list that I made after watching the pilot:

1. Tim Roth
   
2. Follows the successful TV formula (a murder happened, oh got a lead on the suspect, interrogate him for 25 minutes, found out later that he's innocent, cliffhanger, commercial, SWAT team, guilty guy in jail) TA-DAH! famous example of this formula is all the CSIs. 
   
3. Hot "Radical Honesty" guy aka Brendan Hines.
   
4. Interesting new concept for a show: Roth's character can "read" people's faces and tell if they're lying or not (through MICRO facial expression). From the way you move your EYEBROWS, he can tell if you are sad or ashamed. He doesn't need autopsies, they're for pussies. 
5. Unfortunately its quite predictable (as of the pilot). But people like predictable, its safe. 
6. But still good enough to get you just hooked. Going to watch 2nd episode now. 

If you like 2 out of the 6 reasons here, then you should definitely watch it. 

DISCLAIMER: this is just a TV show, its based on reality, but its NOT reality. So, don't use this show as a textbook on how to read people's body language. Haha! 

Do you think that somebody is an expert body reader to Tim Roth's extreme degree?  

Here's the link - via Hulu

*Thanks Sabreen for the tip. 

Anthony Bourdain is HUNGRY

And so am I. I'm always hungry lately, I feel like a 17 year old boy who can't stop eating the fridge away. This is not helping: 

DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL....... My stomach can't stop 

growling...

*calm down stomach, there's nothing I can do to get this 

fine cuisine into you, I shall feed you SPAM later. 

Be happy that I'm feeding you

This show is 2-3 years old and its on the Travel Channel. 

Anthony Bourdain  use to have an eating show on the Food 

Network, but there was some disagreement, so he jumped 

ship to TC. I went berserk last summer watching all the 

episodes on Youtube. At the end, I just got frustrated because 

I wasn't able to eat ANY OF THE FOOD THAT HE'S EATING! JEALOUS!!

I like how the chef says "Yes."

Nothing but Mammals: Time Warp

Just please PLEASE watch this clip first: 

How AWESOME???? i HEART bubbles! Oh my dear Cher, my heart accelerated when I saw this on Time "holy-shit-i'm-in-love" WARP segment!!! I found this show a couple months ago on the Discovery Channel (sing along with me: "you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like we do on the discovery channel!") and have been quietly promoting it to my stoner friends. But this show is actually also quite enjoyable for you sober people out there, especially for the nerds since a lot of physics is included. There's more on Youtube, just type in "Time Warp." ENJOY! 

Oh sorry, I keep assuming that people know what this show is about, here's a brief explanation: 

Two guys with two slow-motion cameras basically record fast motion action then slow it down so we can see what is actually going on behind the scenes (or is it in front of the scene? never mind, I'm confused). They like to blow up stuff a lot. That should get some of you hooked. 

What I Was Watching While Having My Manicure

They usually play Gossip Girl, but today I got a treat :)

and its called Mr. Bean. I remember when I was just a little kid, 

I use to watch this show with my dad.

I'm pretty sure that this is his favorite show. 

He used to laugh like a freaking maniac watching this, 

the kind of laugh that kinda scares little children. 

Just brought me flashbacks, good ones though.

I should share some good memories that TV gave me.

On a sadder note, my cousin informed me that Rowan Atkinson

suffers from clinical depression.

Anyhoo, he did manage to safely land a plane once. 

Here's my favorite clip: 

Kath and Kim

Not the American version, that one SUUUUUUUUCKS! I'm sorry for the crass language, let me try to tone it down, its awful, abysmal, and atrocious (perfumed with the smell of rotten milk). I like Selma Blair and everything, but this was such a horrifyingly bad adaptation to the original Australian show. Australia cancelled the American version just after two episodes aired, GOOD JOB AUSTRALIA! I use to have hope with the show, because of Selma Blair, now I rather it be cancelled. NBC gave them a Thursday night spot! THURSDAY, that's PRIME TIME, advertisers are probably pulling out soon. Quality at NBC has gone down though, on Thursdays, its Kath and Kim, Ugly Betty, and Grey's Anatomy (this one should definitely be cancelled, if not then kill all the characters, they're so stupid and annoying, I just want to break my TV watching them now). So please my viewerships, don't watch it, DON'T GIVE THEM THE RATINGS! 

The Australian one is a different case. I find that the show is like one of those precious gems, well actually it was more like a rough diamond to me because the accent was too strong (not to worry, you'll get used to it after the end of the first episode). Also, Kath (on the left) is my fashion inspiration and icon, I'm not kidding, I love what she wears on the show, its so unbelievably tacky (just to my liking). I don't know how many of you will like this, but I STRONGLY recommend you to watch this show. I don't know how to describe the humor, but its not awkward humor, so don't worry my viewerships. I have one word to say to you: SYNOPSIS

via Wikipedia:

Kath & Kim is a Logie Award-winning character-driven Australian television comedy series, created by Jane Turner and Gina Riley. The series revolves around the family matters and relationships of the title characters, a dysfunctional mother and daughter. Kath & Kim stars Jane Turner as Kath Day- a cheerful 50-something divorcee currently in a happy relationship with her fiancé (and then husband), the prissy Kel Knight. She deals with her spoilt, ever complaining, 20-something daughter Kim Craig; Kim's unlucky, sports obsessed second best friend Sharon Strzelecki; Kim's estranged husband Brett Craig; and their baby daughter Epponnee Rae Craig.

I'm writing all of this because I just found the LINKS!!!! CLICK HERE!

OR HERE!         OR HERE!! *unfortunately no 2nd season, but you should be able to find it on torrent. 

and some parts of 4th season is up on the links

Happy VD Day!

For those of you who are planning/expecting to get laid tonight, all I can say is BE PROTECTED. Don't want this to be a Venereal Disease Day for you. If you are single, then here's the perfect song for you: I was going to post a link to Beyonce's "Single Ladies," but all the video have been disabled for embedding. So you got no love from me. 

What about me? I'm stuck in D.C. sleeping on a single sofa bed with a midget. Ok, she's not happy with that comment. She wants me to say "I love her dearly, and when she was sleeping I noticed that she was so beautiful." 

Anyways, on Ray J news: DANGER IS APPARENTLY PREGNANT WITH HIS BABY!!!

I'm going to eat my VD Day breakfast at Burger King. yum yum yum. 

 

Do you have abondonment issues? Do you like Will Smith? Do you want to feel sad?

Then this is the right clip for you. I didn't even know that The Fresh Prince of Bel Air could get this serious. The Youtube comment said that this was one of the saddest moment in the show's history. Personally I've never been too keen on this show, because there's always other shows to watch during that time of the night (at Nick at Night). But this is for my older generation viewerships; thank you for the tip and request. Enjoy.

Tool Academy Tattoo

Apparently, these douches didn't LEARN ANYTHING FROM THE SHOW. The show's concept is to transform these tools into gentlemen. At this episode, not sure which one, they think it will be an AWESOME idea if they went out to get the tattoo of the show's logo (Shawn here is pointing at it below). They (except for Tommy) all want to get it because they have "bonded" with each other and all of them are proud to be on this show. That's right PROUD. The show provides "professional help" (aka therapy, aka PSYCHING OUT) to deal with their relationships, but obviously not with their FUCKING MINDS. I have nothing against tattoos, but this?? 

You know what, maybe I am too harsh on these poor unfortunate souls. Maybe they are trying to be a better man.... no, I can't be nice right now. Sorry, but I tried for 5 seconds.

!@$*R#H(@#*&(*%#(*$Q)#*&%)$FJE#Z!!! That's all I have to say. 

Headaches Reminds Me of Skins: In a Good Way

I have been overloaded by my Japanese Cinema class these past few days. I have watched about 7 hours of black and white movies with some really incestuous themes. DISTURBING. My head is pounding to the max degree. And that Chris Brown thing with Rihanna... he should burn in HELL. 

All of these feelings that I'm experiencing in the last 4 hours of today makes me want to recommend my viewerships of a show called Skins. Its another British show that took the nation (of the UK) by storm a few years ago. They are starting their 3rd season right now. But I haven't even finished the 2nd season yet, I heard its amazing. First season was pretty awesome, not many people know that its also on BBC-America here. If you haven't watched this show, but has heard people saying that it is amazing. GO START NOW, IT IS GREAT. WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM BUSTER? There's been rumors that HBO wants to make a US adaptation of the show (yay or nay?). Here's the synopsis via E4: Ok, it might be a long read, but basically this show emcompasses a realistic view of teenage life. Unlike Gossip Girl.

They're just your average group of 17-year-olds from Bristol. The gang is led by Tony, the best-looking, most-popular kid in town. He's always up for a laugh but always at someone else's expense. And then there's his poor best mate, Sid, who is forever lusting after Tony's gorgeous girlfriend while Tony plays him like a fool. But Sid will get the girl of his dreams, eventually - just not the girl he thinks.

Tony's girlfriend Michelle - a.k.a. "Nips" (don't ask) - is drop-dead gorgeous with a quick wit that keeps everyone on their toes. Except Tony, that is - he runs rings around her. And she knows it.

Chris is the class clown; he'll do anything (or anyone) if it's good for a laugh. But nothing gets him going quite like his psychology teacher, Angie. And there'sJal, who is hands down the most talented classical clarinet player in the whole UK. No joke. She's bright as hell, and nothing gets past her. Especially the way Tony treats her best mate, Michelle.

Maxxie is your everyday blond twink. He's magic on his feet and a whiz with his hands. He can have any boy he wants - and he wants them all. His partner-in-crime is Anwar, a "practicing" Muslim who doesn't let the teachings of the Koran get in the way of his less spiritually-inclined pursuits.

Everyone loves the ethereal Cassie, who is completely bonkers. But magic with it. She's a self-harming anorexic with zero self-esteem and a heart of gold. And we can't forget Tony's mysterious little sister, Effy, who keeps her mouth shut but gets up to more than you'd care to imagine. Together, these troublesome teens grab life by the balls and then give it a good twirl...

Skins was created by Bryan Elsley and Jamie Brittain.

Links:

All Season - TV Shack 

Generalization of Women

Dylan Moran of Black Books. He's funny. Thanks MH for the tip.

DRUNKZ BLOGGING CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP

Hi my viewerships, tonight I have a surprise for you. I am drunk, but yet I will have a guest blogger typing along with me. Her name is Tatiana, and we both LOVE RAY J. She will be typing in CAPS, and I'll be typing in normal form. So, we just finished the 2nd episode of this wonderful show (did you know that Ray J is also the Executive Producer? no wonder its so damn good). We are having a slight dilemma, if any of you actually heeded my advice to go watch this spectacular show, then you would know who i'm talking about. We were loving on Chardonnay first, but Lil' Hood might take the prize.

 NONONO Y'ALLZ NEED TO CHECK OUT MAH GURL COCK-TAIL! THIS CHICK CRIED (CRIEEEEEEEED) ON THE FIRST EPISODE, AND RAY J KEPT HER ON (FOR SOME REASON). AND NOW, BECAUSE OF HER MAGNIFICENT PINK PLATFORM BOOBS ... EUH, I MEAN BOOTS, SHE WAS ONE OF THE WINNERS OF THE VIDEO CHAT CHALLENGE.

ok, so we decided to put up the best one, which is .... (drum roll) LIL' HOOOD!!!!!  please watch this shit. 

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this media better initialize. The best part is when she started rapping about "chicken noodle soup," i can't even type properly anymoreeee... 

well, we are drunk, BECAUSE Ray J, decided to say "ya know wa'am sayin?" 3 times during the ELIMINATION ROUND. AS AN ADDED BONUS, WE INCLUDED DRINKING SHOTS OF VODKA EVERYTIME SOME REAL FUNNY SHIT WENT DOWN. I.E LIL'HOOD RAPPING, CHARDONNAY'S HUMAN SUNDAE. dude, I would post this video, but i think its a bit NSFW. so go to VH1's website to adore her CULINARY FLEXIBILITY. WOW. 

We LUUURVE RAY J. He's soooooooooooooooooo hot! my gawd.... we love him. I hope there's a "For the Love of Ray J 2" in the makings. 

TA, this is a shout out especially for you. PENIS, COCK, blow me. 

MH, will you suck on my penis? 

UPDATE: we were wondering where she got her inspiration for her lovely "rap song." I say she got it from the act of "grinding" itself. DEFINITELY WEED GRINDERS!!!!! THIS GURL MUST'A BEEN HIGH TO COME UP WID DAT SHIET! I MEAN "YOU DON GOTTA TAKE YOUR GLASSES OFF TO SEE THAT I'M GRINDING!!!!" COM OOOOOOOWN GURL, THE REASON YOU DON'T WANNA TAKE YOUR GLASSES OFF IS COZ YO EYES ARE BLOODSHOT BECAUSE YOU BLAAAAAAZED! we are drunk (must say it again). tatiana claims that vodka doesn't make her drunk, but it makes her horny, AND ray j makes her horny also. uh dear god. TMI! 

What I Love About Mondays

RAY J IS ON TONIGHT! Rock of Love Bus can suck it. I rather see Ray J's beautiful face than the botoxed orange peel one of Bret Michaels. 

After discussing the matter with some friends, we have agreed that the best contestant so far is Chardonnay. She got that nickname because she only drinks chardonnay (to be "classy...") I say, give her more of the magical juice! This is one trainwreck that I want to see go down! I don't know how I'm going to feel if she gets eliminated from tonight's episode... probably heartbroken. 

My friend and I are planning to play a drinking game for tonight's episode. Everytime Ray J says "ya know w'am sayiin?", we take a shot of vodka. Last week, my friend T, decided to play the drinking game alone on the word "love." I think T almost died during elimination rounds, where he said: "are you here for the LOVE of Ray J?" times 12. Please be careful and drink responsibly while watching your dose of Ray J tonight.

P.S. I found the sex tape, its everywhere now on the beautiful interweb. I don't know if somebody is going to flag me if I post a porno link, so you guys have to search it for yourself. Hint: use OVguide.

I Saw This Guy While Waiting for Brunch

Well, not as shirtless as I would like him to be, and also with his fiancee along. We were waiting at Bubby's (great food) for about an hour for brunch, and all of the sudden Jared Padalecki came in with his fiancee. My friends were like "who is this hottie?" and then after staring at his face for 5 seconds, they were like... YOU! 

If you don't recognize him, he's on the show Supernatural on the CW11 Network. A lot of you might not know this, but I am very LENIENT on CW11. They produce the worst shows in all the network channels, but I forgive most of it because they probably can't help it (most of their targeted demographic are tweens). Tweens, have really bad BAD tastes in TV shows; I remember when I was once a tween I LOVE Smallville (the "Superman" show).... please don't comment on that, I was still young and naive, I didn't know that there were more TV options to watch. To prove it even further, CW11 also has the new version of 90210 and Gossip Girl. DON'T HATE ON ME, I KNOW TONS OF YOU LOOOVE GOSSIP GIRL, BUT COME ON! YOU KNOW THAT ITS ONLY A GUILTY PLEASURE. I promise I will discuss this "important" show on another post. 

But back to the point, Supernatural is also a pretty horrendous show. It is now running its fourth season, which means that its attracting somewhat of a viewership. It does also help that the two main characters are HOT and have abs to die for. So I'll post a synopsis, but I'm not going to post a link to where you can watch it, because I care about you guys and I don't want you guys to be wasting your time and brain space on this crapola. You are welcome again.

Synopsis from Wikipedia: 

The series follows the brothers Dean and Sam Winchester, played by Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki, who travel across the country in a black 1967 Chevy Impala investigating and combatingparanormal events and other unexplained occurrences, many of them based on folklore, myths, and American urban legends, as well as classic supernatural creatures such as vampires, werewolves, and ghosts.

UPDATE: Apparently according to my friend, the girl he was holding hands with was NOT his fiancee.... well, i'm not a gossip blogger, but if any of you do actually care about him, then I suggest you to do further research into the matter. 

Live Blogging for Grammy's Fail

I'm not going to put a picture of the Grammy Award, instead I'll post a photo of Grammy, the cat. I wanted to live blogged for the Grammy's, but instead held an impromptu get-together with my friends and got overboard on the criticism. Just some pointers:

1. The Jonas Brothers and Stevie Wonders... how insulting. I'm pretty sure that Stevie Wonders was kinda glad that he's blind at that moment. I think we were all appalled. 

2. Who is Plant & Krauss? When they won record of the year, we were all like... WHO??

3. The only three good performances are the Motown peeps w/ Jamie Foxx and Ne-Yo, Radiohead and Jennifer Hudson.

4. (shout out to Dan and Aiya): we were all confused that Justin Timberlake started "playing" the piano. SUUUUREEEEE... I bet you he's wearing a scarf because he has a ton of hickeys underneath it. 

5. WHY WASN'T BEYONCE THERE TO PERFORM "SINGLE LADIES??" Even if they couldn't afford her, they should still hire Shane Mercado. 

Yeah, that's about it. I hate Coldplay, their viva la loca shit needs to be BURNED. And this year's Grammy's was a significant improvement from last year's, so that says a lot about how bad it is usually. 

I Need Help

This has been my latest obsession, this one cheezy ass Korean drama... I thought I would never stoop to this level, buy my Korean friend in HARVARD has persuaded (very easily) for me to start watching this show. A lot of girls seems to be a fan of the guy on the top left corner (Lee Min Ho), but he's really not my type. 

It's called "Boys Before Flowers," based on that Japanese manga (Japanese comic) Hana Yori Dango. I don't understand what is seriously the fascination to that manga, I have read it before and must say that it was good. But somehow, its TV gold everywhere in Asia, I mean TV PLATINUM. If any of you remembered the Taiwanese drama "Meteor Garden" that came out 5 years ago, yep, also based on the same manga. The whole female population of freakin Asia was in love with these 4 "gorgeous" guys below. 

Like serious infatuation. I know some housewives that would get backstage passes to their concert to be able to get close to them, yes HOUSEWIVES WITH CHILDREN, NOT TEENAGERS. Thank the universe I managed not to get absorbed in that bru-ha-ha crap. But now, I am addicted, for some weird reason, I just CANNOT stop watching this Korean show. I know that its not good, and the worst part is that I know the whole plot of the story (because I've read it before). So why am I doing this? I don't know, but I do need help. It does help that they are all somewhat good-looking I guess.... FINE! I DO WATCH IT FOR THE GUYS OK??? 

Here's a synopsis from Wikipedia:

Jan Di is an average girl whose family owns a dry cleaning store located near the luxurious and well known Shin Hwa College. Jan Di meets the four richest and most spoiled boys, F4, when she delivers laundry to the school one day. After saving a boy from committing suicide, she is admitted into the school. An incident involving Jan Di's friend, Min Ji, forces her to declare war on the leader of the F4, Goo Joon Pyo.

To watch first episode click here: BOYS BEFORE FLOWER (with English Subs)

Just a fair warning, I'm not sure why Korean dramas are LOONG, its about 65 minutes per EPISODE and that's without commercials. Only watch and commit if you have serious time to kill. 

An Open Letter to My J.J.

I am still watching that show Fringe which I didn't like in the beginning. This show is way too convenient: "Oh, I can never tell you what will happen, ok ok I'll tell you, (as suspect is about to speak) and BANG he's dead." ON EVERY FUCKING EPISODE. I don't even know why I'm still watching this, but its one of those shows that its hard to get out off. But this latest episode, J.J. here decided to crash another fucking plane. That's right, ANOTHER plane, I can't even recount how many planes he fucking demolished on Lost. So why does J.J. is particularly fond of the destruction of planes and the people that ride inside it? I don't know. Maybe every time he had a bad trip on an airplane, he decides to crash one in his shows. I wouldn't blame him if he's traveling with American Airways and United Airlines... what? They need to know that their services SUCKS major dick. 

J.J. (or your publicist), would you kindly answer this question for me. Because a lot of people that rides Jet Blue and Virgin on Tuesday nights will have an uneasy experience if they have to might watch this show... awkward right?

I Met This Girl's Dad

Does she look familiar to you? Well, its because she's the main character in that show 90210. I had lunch with my dad's friend and his business partner (I was dreading it because I expected it to be awkward, and they wanted a tour of NYU). The conversation started normal, "how do you like NYU? etc..." Then both people started talking about their respective children. 

He said: "Oh, my daughter is an actress, you might know her."

I thought he said that my daughter wanted to be an actress.. so I said: "Oh?"

Him: "She plays in that show 90210, I'm not sure if your familiar with it?"

Me (thinking, yo this show is LEGIT!): "Yes, I know the show but I don't really follow it" 

Him: "Well, she's the main character."

Me: "................SHE DOES LOOK LIKE YOU!" (at this point I was just trying to control my hyper-excited state when anything celebrity related is present anywhere within 5 feet of me).

Then I tried to keep it cool, I don't want to be perceived weird around strangers. Which I think worked. Even though I think the show is pretty bad and probably needs to be cancelled (trying to compete with Gossip Girl, who are they kidding? HAHAHA), I didn't tell that to his face. 

This is totally TV related news. I forgot to mention her name is Shenae Grimes, in case any of you is interested in googling her. And I hope her dad doesn't read Perez, who is now on a crusade against her. After a good 20 minutes of stalker searching, I manage to find a paparazzi photo of both her and the dad (on the right), here it is: