Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Spirits Don't Exist

You guys should know (by now) that I only update this blog when I'm:
a) in Jakarta
b) new season of True Blood
c) frustrated by jet lag


It happens to be that all three of these occurrences are happening to me at the same time, so FUCK MY LIFE (more to explain later). As much as I'm happy to be eating all these delicious foods here, I am still suffering what is known as desynchronosis (medical term for jet lag). I literary just arrived 7 hours ago. I know I'm being a drama queen of the maximum potential right now... But what's the point of having a blog if I can't be effing bat shit crazy ranting about a problem that pilots and air steward/ess have to deal with every single day?!?!

AM I RIGHT PEOPLE?! 


Anyways, how does True Blood becomes a problem for me all of the sudden? Well, I'll tell you how!
Just for those that haven't seen the season yet and don't want to be spoiled, here's a SPOILER ALERT



So this new season is focused on a soul of witch of the past (like 14th century), called ANTONIA, possessing and taking control of a body of a particular medium, Marnie. This witch is a 'necromancer' and has some serious hate for the vampires because they raped and burned her to death in her previous life. So as Antonia was burned (for being a witch) at the stake, she casted a spell to make all vampires (within 200 miles) want to get out of their coffin and 'see the sun.' Thus, a mini genocide of vampires happened.


Now ANTONIA is resurrected in Marnie, and she's having this vengeance thing going on, so she wants to make ALL vampires see the sun. Do you see where the problem is for vampires?


Anyways, sorry for going off track. So for a couple of episodes, this witch 'spirit' would just suddenly appear in a corner, watching us quietly. And this Antonia spirit isn't even the scariest one; Lafayette is 
also un/fortunately a medium and he sees some crazy ass spirits around him at all times.
Look at the first picture up there, that's a spirit who only talks to a devil baby. Trust me when I say this: I CAN'T WATCH THIS SHOW ALONE! 



As I was drifting into a peaceful slumber, I heard a loud thunk, and woke up fully aware thinking that there's a spirit in my room. Now I'm awake and can't sleep for shit because this show has brainwashed my brain into being a full blown pussy. Yes, laugh all you want, but the results are shown here as I'm blogging away at 5:22 am. 


Ahahaha....




**Can we please give Fiona Shaw a fucking Emmy/Golden Globe/Oscar for her OUTSTANDING performance in this show?!?! She is also famously known as Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia.