DETOX HELL

NOW, I'M TRULY BACK IN THE NEW YORK CITY (moment of excitement hence all caps)!!!

That was an odd announcement. Let's scratch that, and get to the point! I was horrified with my 4kg weight gain over my Asia trip, that I'm doing a major DETOX of my body. I am detoxifying all these alcohol bloats, fried chicken fat, and pasta/noodle carbs galore.

Oh dear jeebus, even writing that makes me soooooooooooooo hungry... The hardest part about all the detoxing is that I can't eat solid food... Only 6 bottles of juice a day... GREEN JUICE! Its actually pretty good (taste wise), but when I pass someone eating a motherfucking bowl of pasta, I'm literary just about to snap their forks out of their hands and gobble that shit up into my belly. Even writing that sounds so satisfying right now... Yes, this was more of a challenge for me than I expected it to be...

So, I'm suppose to do this for a minimum of 3 days. But some say that I should try 10 days, because then the real detox will be happening... 10 days is a little bit insane, but I have faith that maybe I can do it (the "maybe" there is me reassuring myself that I HAVE TO DO THIS).

You know what, I take that back about the solid food... its the alcohol that's the hardest to resist. I. CAN. HAVE. ZERO. OF. IT.

Massaman curry of my dreams

I don't want to go out because I don't want to see people eating food (THAI MASSAMAN CURRY IS MY CURRENT CRAVING) or see them enjoying a glass of wine... I'm already spending a lot of money on this, so it'll be even more pointless if I break my detox now.

I'm currently on day 2... and my head is POUNDING of pain, and I've been browsing my old photographs of food, while drooling all over my keyboard. Wish me luck everybody.

-I'm doing the Juice Press 6 juices a day cleanse for the next four days.