Erm, like super EWW...
What in bachelorette's stripper hell is this? So this Jeff Miranda person is the latest thing that Snooki (of Jersey Shore) is apparently dating. Yes, he does seem to fit the "gorilla" fetish category that she's into, but this picture is just all sorts of wrong.
First of all, WHERE IS THE RING?!?!?!
And why is he shirtless and covered in baby oil? Apparently he's a former Iraqi war veteran, so I guess the camo pants are somewhat relevant to the whole theme of "ME ME ME ME."
For all I know, the cast of Jersey Shore is currently filming their 3rd season, and I really hope that they film the rejection in all its glory. Then she'll go out to a nightclub, get drunk out of her mind, and find a new boyfriend that will not propose in this manner. *Girl, if you have class, let's not bow down to this kind of foolery.
And if you think I'm mean, here's another photo to torture your eyes with... Yes, there's an actual photo spread of this mess.
Happy Monday everyone!
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