Erm, like super EWW... 

What in bachelorette's stripper hell is this? So this Jeff Miranda person is the latest thing that Snooki (of Jersey Shore) is apparently dating. Yes, he does seem to fit the "gorilla" fetish category that she's into, but this picture is just all sorts of wrong. 

First of all, WHERE IS THE RING?!?!?! 

And why is he shirtless and covered in baby oil? Apparently he's a former Iraqi war veteran, so I guess the camo pants are somewhat relevant to the whole theme of "ME ME ME ME." 

For all I know, the cast of Jersey Shore is currently filming their 3rd season, and I really hope that they film the rejection in all its glory. Then she'll go out to a nightclub, get drunk out of her mind, and find a new boyfriend that will not propose in this manner. *Girl, if you have class, let's not bow down to this kind of foolery.  

And if you think I'm mean, here's another photo to torture your eyes with... Yes, there's an actual photo spread of this mess. 

Happy Monday everyone!

Do You Hate Your Job?

Now there's a new escape method for exiting those boring meetings. WITH FLAIR!
Only $51.50! What a bargain

via http://www.dialhouse.org/

Song of the Day

This is such a fucking amazing song. The blogs today have been raving about this newly-released song and every single one of them has been saying that Cee-Lo Green's "Fuck You" should've been this summer's anthem.

Yes, they were all correct. Just listen to this, and I guarantee you it'll be stuck in your head.

Now That I Have a *Cat...

I CAN FINALLY FULFILL MY DREAMS OF CAT-ROBICS!



*I'm cat-sitting per se... but this cat seriously needs to exercise as its already growing a beer belly.

Watch Things Get Destroyed in Slow Motion

Tempus II from Philip Heron on Vimeo.

If you're bored, its quite beautiful...

Baby Douche Traders

I love these E*Trade baby commercials, even though I detests douchebags with my hearts content. Its a love-hate relationship, on one hand you just really want to smack these douches (yes as a hater), but on the other... they are BABIES!

Once again, I am at the mercy of consumerism

Chanel's 2010 F/W Yeti Costume in the Summer Heat

It is a probably a crime towards society (and mostly to your dignity) if you have ever appeared in any form of a Viacom related-reality show. However, Joe Zee, the creative director of US Elle magazine and also a character on "The City" is one of those exceptions.

Here he is testing out Chanel's all faux-fur Yeti costume in the middle of New York summer heat. As he said, at least guys can wear Chanel too.

From Elle.com via Racked