Ass Douche

Look at this guy. He thinks he's such a "cool dude"... I mean look at that pose! Look at that FACE! I fucking HATE IT! Yes, I'm going to be a hater for a bit right now, because seconds after seeing this photograph my brain gave me an intense "ASS DOUCHE" alert.  I'm sorry random model dude from a clothing website, you are categorically handsome, but this catalog gig is NOT for you. 

Ok let's give him another chance, maybe if he was wearing a slightly different color shirt?

NOPE! I literary want to throw rotten tomatoes at this shirt now.

*Thanks Priscilla

The Annoying Orange

I. LOVE. HATE. LOVE. THIS. ORANGE.

This might be one of the special occasions that I'm COMPLETELY wrong about something, the rest of the time I'm just somewhat wrong... but I find this orange to be HILARIOUS.

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*sidenote: Who is the genius behind this concept? And that laugh... will haunt me in my dreams.

*This shit is even more hysterical if you're watching it under the influence. KNIFE!