Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Hostage Situation

I was held captive in a 10x14 foot room and was forced fed watching "THE WIRE" for the last 3 days. It felt like torture as my pleas and cries were ignored, and its still shameful that my Brick Breakers score is still less than 10,000.

I have now seen all episodes in season 3 AND 4. What is The Wire about you ask? In my opinion its just about how fucked up Baltimore city is... but then again it could be about drugs and gangs and how bureaucracy works etc bladiblablablabla thisismakingmedepressedpleasedontmakemewatchthisanymore.

I'm not saying that its a bad show, its actually pretty good (once you get into it [and it took me about 12 episodes to start liking it]). It also has been hailed as the "best television show ever;" unfortunately they never won any awards. Its just a bit heavy for my taste, but PERFECT for those interested in the politics of drug trades. I'm pretty sure the demographic for this show is 98% male and 2% whatever it is the rest wants them to be known as.

What I learn about Baltimore city after watching these shows:
  • Top three homicide rate in the country
  • Gang wars GALORE! They love guns and they love killing. They'll bust your cap just by looking at the popos (police).
  • Kids starting as early as middle school are recruited into gangs to sell drugs at street corners.
  • There are crews that sole purpose are to rob drug dealers.
  • Definite spot for a romantic vacation NOT

Uh, right... this show probably traumatized me enough to never want to be distantly close to that city... However, Maryland is famous for their crab cakes right? Damn... I would totally go there just to eat crabcakes, I love those things. Drug Wars vs. Crab Cakes... I think you guys know which one is the winner in this fight.

"Sorry"

I would like to uh "apologize" for my absence in these past few weeks or so, as I'm on vacation. Usually, I don't like to "work" when I'm on my holiday... but since I was going to be gone for a while, I thought I would like to update my readers with my randomness once in a while.

But, little did I know that my friend doesn't have internet connection at all in England. I just assumed that the Internet is a universe-given right to people living in developed countries, but "assumes" makes an ass of you and me... ANYWAYS. ZERO INTERNET = PARTIAL INSANITY. I was so desperate for the good stuff that I probably spent $100 on my blackberry internet.

So how is it that I am writing this post to you? I basically MISSED my flight and now is staying at another's friend's place waiting for my (re-adjusted) flight tomorrow. Why did I miss my flight? I left the place a bit late, took the train, and got semi-lost and confused going to the airport. You should've seen me at the platform, I was the creepy person asking everyone around if they're going to Gatwick and secretly following them... I don't know which one I am, but probably a combination of the two lions. FUCK ME FUCK FUCK FUCK ME! (Yes, I started drinking early and bought 7 cookies to make myself feel better).

At least now I have some kind of internet. I haven't moved from this chair in about 3 hours. Time to pee pee now. I'll "try" to update again later.

*Thanks to Als for the shelter. Cookie?

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Sexy?

Is it weird to think that Liza Minelli is sexy here?


I never know that it could be possible, but then again it could be my massive brain damage expanding again. And this is from the movie called "Cabaret."

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Bitch Please


So Lindsay Lohan says that she's a giant fan of True Blood. I mean I'm not surprised as it is the best show in the whole wide universe! She posted this photo on her twitter account; Alan Ball is gonna look at this and say "BITCH PLEASE!" (snap snap). But seriously, as much as I do have a fascination with her, please DO NOT HIRE her as a vampire in the show. HBO you are so much better than
that.

As for Lindsay: You cannot act my child. And you are not going to ruin the only joy that I currently have. Just save it for your next Halloween costume.