Chris Meloni Leaving Law & Order: SVU

Many of you don't know that I went into an obsessive phase of Law & Order: SVU... How obsessive you ask? Like Obsession by Calvin Klein.

I blame the USA channel because they would have SVU marathons running two days a week. Once you start with one episode, you're can't stop. Its like the Pringles from hell.

This explains a lot why I haven't been seen out in the wild... As either I've been holed up because I'm stuck in a marathon limbo or its because I'm in fear that any of the SVU episodes might be actually be coming true... I now triple-lock my door at night, and have a machete ready for attacks. NOT. FUCKING. KIDDING.

don't fucking mess with me

So as sad as I was when the Mariska Hargitay was leaving SVU, the real blow came when Christopher Meloni decided to leave SVU too. I mean YOU AT LEAST HAVE TO KEEP ONE ORIGINAL CHARACTER!! And the worst part is there rumors that Jennifer Love Hewitt might be considered as a replacement... Can we all just scream: BLASPHEMY!!!

By the way, if you are a wannabe detective, and are trying to figure out the criminal before the last 5 minutes of the show... A good rule of thumb is: if there's somebody famous on the show, its 95% guarantee that they are the fucker.

China Bans Time Travel

I know this is a bit of old news, but I just heard about it today.

No, China is not banning scientists from developing some sort of time machine device (maybe they are), but instead they are banning any media programming depicting time travel. 


The explanation: "characters traveling back in time 'lack positive thoughts and meaning' and that a program's portrayal of time travel can 'casually make up myths, have monstrous and weird plots, use absurd tactics, and even promote feudalism, superstition, fatalism and reincarnation.' - (Huffpo) 


Right....... I mean I know China is just ridiculous on another level, but this type of censorship is beginning to fascinate me on what is the judicial process behind the ban..... Who was the person that connected the two dots that time travel = PURE EVIL? 


Just imagine a country where no Terminator franchise series is allowed. No Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures. No Lost (spoiler alert). No Back to the Future. NO DOCTOR WHO! 


WHO WANTS TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY LIKE THAT? #icantwiththis

Grandpa is Gonna Be SOOO Happy When He Wakes Up

I can't stop laughing after watching this. I'm totally going to do this tonight, after I go buy a whole jar of Olay Regenerist Cream, and look like a baby tomorrow.

Bear Nipple Waxing

These are by far the hairiest dudes I've seen, on public television, getting their whole body waxed.
Seriously: chest, legs, and armpits. If they're back-hair was shown on public, the nation would be induced in a vomiting session.

Amazing Race is on their billionth season, and people keep coming back to watch it because of messes like this. I once saw an episode in which a couple had to eat something disgusting, they unfortunately puked it out towards the end... But to finish the challenge they had to finish whatever is in the bowl... Yep, you guessed it, they had to eat their own vomit to get to their final destination. FUCKING. DISGUSTING. I TELL YOU.

Anyways, as a woman who has endured some sort of waxing, I really feel their pain.
I don't even want to think what kind of stubbles they're going to grow, and if they're wearing a tight t-shirt, would the hair "poke" through? ......

MONSTER BUG WARS

Best New Insect Show EVER!

as my friend says, "too gruesome" 

How did I even manage to find this show on "The Science Channel" (aka channel 775 on Time Warner Cable). The answer is simple: I just kept pressing the "up button" till I found the title "MONSTER BUG WARS" and clicked on it.
Simple. Duh!

Basically this is a documentary of giant spiders killing other giant spiders (or centipedes, scorpions, cicadas, ants, etc you get the gist). Not only does it have cool sound effects (think of Jaws), my friend actually believed that an attacking insect will sound like an angry rhinoceros.

I have "special" friends...

Anyhoo, here is the video


Recommendation: Not to be watched with your meal.