Winter Olympics

I saw a promotional commercial for a Curling event... "Watch it tonight..."
PASS!

On the other side of the spectrum, there's FIGURE SKATING BONANZA! Bitches, are we ready to watch this affair of drama and flair? (SCREAM YES!) 
My brain is in the super-fritz-zone today, but there is a Winter Olympic to report all of you about and there, I've done it. I think watching continous twirling today will actually make me hurl. 


I'll pass on watching things that are having a lot of motion. Yes, this is a new low for me. Deal with it!

SUPREME BOWL XLIV (that's 44 for those who can't read roman numerals)

(Left: I don't know. Right: Guy from Sony commercials)

With an astronomical price of $2.8 million for EACH 30 second commercial. This is the most expensive television event every year. The Super Bowl has arrived again this year, and I still don't know which teams are playing to win the grand title. I know they're called the "Colts" and "Saints"... but from which state do they represent, I have no fucking idea. Nor do I care.


However, I would most likely be watching it for the commercials and also for a reason to drink beer and eat chicken wings! Please, with full intention, get fucking drunk tonight. But, like all those alcohol commercials out there: "PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY!" If your team loses, don't get drunk and try to take your emotions out on a person or a car. Some car alarms in my neighborhood are ridiculously sensitive, loud and they last for at least 5 minutes with each deafening episodes.

Don't Stare, It's Rude

I'm not sure if this is under the NSFW category since she is wearing SKIN-COLORED underpants.

Can you just imagine being a spectator to this mini-saucy show covered as a "tennis game?" Even, a whole bunch of people thought that THE Venus William has full-mooned them during the entire length of the match.

If I ever had an option to watch any tennis game in the world, I wanted it to be this one. Being camo-FLASHED by Venus William would be an honor to my eyes, her ass, and to both tennis and fashion history. Let us all take a minute and pray that tennis player's costume will evolve closer to their cousin: figure skating costumes. Amen.

Where Have You Been, Son?

You probably noticed that I'm not a sports-watching person at all, but I received a clip that made me interested in football a bit more.

To be precise, I'm in awe of Zebrie Sanders, the offensive lineman for Florida State (I don't understand either). As you can see, Mr. Sanders here is ready to "quit this bitch" of a game and decided to just stand motionless, all in while chaos seems to be enclaved upon him.

I bet you this is what is going through his mind: "Man, I'm so tired. Maybe if I don't move at all, nobody will notice me."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV448r5f2qI

Camouflage FAIL! But you know what? With that kind of name, he automatically becomes my personal HERO! Zebrie will definitely be up there on my pet/plant/kid/sophisticated debris name list. That's what I'm going to call my dust bunnies now.

*Thanks Anonymous