blargh. blorgh. blergh

This is how I'm going to feel for the entire week, like a FAT SLUG... because it is time for FINALS!!! I have an essay due tomorrow night, of course I'm not doing it. 

What I've been doing instead:

• TV 
  
• Sleeping
  
• Shopping
  
• Exchanging clothes because I bought stuff a teeny bit too small for me at the current time
  
• Taking pictures of people's asses (my voyeuristic tendencies are the worst during these stressful times)
  
• Exercising (I know I'm surprised too)
  
• Chilling with friends (aka getting drunk)
  
• Munching (mom and friends banned me from eating SPAM because of swine flu, even though cooked pork is totally fine to eat)
• Hot Bath
  
• More Napping
  

I haven't seen the last two episodes of "Fringe," but once that I do... I'll probably rant about something soon. OHOHO I FORGOT, J.J. ABRAMS HAS A NEW MOVIE OUT CALLED "STAR TREK." Of course I'm going to watch it, like a delusional lover that I am, I'm weirdly faithful to him. Please let Star Trek be good oh dear powerful Universe, I need a good J.J. fix, I need it bad. Ok, back to doing some more "work." 

Laters

MY GOD! I TOTALLY FORGOT TO MENTION THIS: 

VH1 HAS A NEW SHOW... (drumrooooooll) DAISY OF LOVE!

Daisy looks like this: 

Please go and watch it, under all that make-up, she's one precious diamond. If she looks familiar to you guys, she was one of the finalists for "Rock of Love 2." Watching her talk for 40 minutes will reduce your brain cell by at least 5%. This is probably not the best thing to watch right now as it during the Finals (yes I capitalize as I do not want to offend the Finals Gods). 

I know this is a really erratic post, but I would like to apologize for the lack of postings last week. I was on "vacation" and wasn't able to post anything. I greatly thank sexyEW19 for doing another post... after 2 months... Apologies and I'll try to make it up for it as usual. 

XOXO,

Judgmentally Yours

An Open Letter to My J.J.

I am still watching that show Fringe which I didn't like in the beginning. This show is way too convenient: "Oh, I can never tell you what will happen, ok ok I'll tell you, (as suspect is about to speak) and BANG he's dead." ON EVERY FUCKING EPISODE. I don't even know why I'm still watching this, but its one of those shows that its hard to get out off. But this latest episode, J.J. here decided to crash another fucking plane. That's right, ANOTHER plane, I can't even recount how many planes he fucking demolished on Lost. So why does J.J. is particularly fond of the destruction of planes and the people that ride inside it? I don't know. Maybe every time he had a bad trip on an airplane, he decides to crash one in his shows. I wouldn't blame him if he's traveling with American Airways and United Airlines... what? They need to know that their services SUCKS major dick. 

J.J. (or your publicist), would you kindly answer this question for me. Because a lot of people that rides Jet Blue and Virgin on Tuesday nights will have an uneasy experience if they have to might watch this show... awkward right?

Shows with Strong Pilots (SWSP), but...

kinda sucks. Oh, and i'm talking about Fringe, that show on FOX. Sorry for fans out there, but even i know that this is not real science and therefore you shouldn't be getting your "science" education from this show. So, this is a note i posted on facebook, and somehow it initiated this whole blog movement (with 4 viewerships that i get because my friends pity me). Its not pity sex, its pity reading. Here it is: 

I just decided to start watching a brand new tv show at 3am. the show on the topic of today's discussion is called "Fringe," some of you might know or have watched it. this show is basically about "Fringe Science" aka bullcrap science, like telepathy, teleportation, and reanimation shiz. ALSO, (this is important), it is created and partially written by J.J. Abrams. oh, you know, the guy that made shows such as Alias and Lost (Felicity is not going to be included for the argument right now). 

*how i'm feeling about the show right now. 

J.J (yes that's right, after 6 years of watching his shows, i deserve to call him on a first name basis), decided that he will take MOST of the elements of the previous shows and incorporate it with a sci-fi twist. so i just finished the 80 minutes pilot, and would have to say that it is pretty good, as i am a sucker for sci-fi. but i just need to point out some spoilers right now. 

1. for some reason, J.J. needs/likes to kill the love of the protagonist's life at the FIRST episode (also in Alias). why is this? i don't know, maybe he has some mother problems or attachment issues. but if he makes a new show/movie right after this, expect someone to die in the first episode. wait, he DOES have a new movie out soon... "Star Trek," expect deaths people. don't get too attached to the characters (like i did). 

2. he also still likes to put in suspenseful freaky music RIGHT before the commercials (both in Alias and Lost). WHY DOES HE DO THIS? it creeps the shit out of me. i was watching this show with limited interruption from the movie "the uninvited (HOrror movie)," courtesy of hulu.com. seriously, it was just not pleasant. 

3. ok, and lastly, J.J. likes the concept of "oh the universe already has a plan for all of us" kind of crap. "Rambaldi" in alias. and "the Island" in lost. now, in this spectacular new show, its called "the Pattern" where everything in the world happens for a purpose, and basically if you're part of "the Pattern," you're sooooooo fucked. 

4. no, actually this is the last one, J.J. would always end his episodes with a MAJOR cliff hanger, the ones that will make you NOT sleep and instead watch this ridiculous show till 11am. 

so fuck you and thank you J.J. Abrams. You really know me well after all these years and still produce consistently good shows (even though your movies are mediocre [mission impossible III anyone?]). i know that i'm a loser (almost worth to be de-friended) for writing this, but i felt that it was utterly important to share with the world (or at least my circle of "friends". I am sleepy, but i will watch episode 2 and see if i'm ready to commit to a new show. 

*sorry to friends who wants to chill tmrw, but there's a 30% chance that i will get out of my room. 

UPDATE: THIS SHOW KINDA SUCKS. 2nd episode was a major downgrade. like MAJOR. my recommendation: DON'T COMMIT! but maybe give them the ratings once in a while. 

UPDATE II: uh, i finished 11 episodes in a row, so maybe its not so bad after all.