Can I just tell you again that 'Lost' is beyond ridiculously insane. Not only is this show getting boring, I'm only trying to get through this season to finally figure out why the hell they're in the "island." Yes, I realize that I'm the stupid one by continuing to watch this mess, but if I didn't see it, then I couldn't really experience the full shitiness of this show first hand, could I?
Wow, that is one really long question. The producers and J.J. here better not fuck with me in the end of this show. Because if nothing gets resolved... as in... there's just two alternate realities, where one is shit (the island) and one is paradise (if plane never crashed) and everyone just has to DEAL WITH IT, I would not be happy bunny. And when I'm not happy, I know its entertaining for you, but I will seriously have a DVD burning party on the roof of my apartment (early apology to whatever is left to the ozone layer). Maybe the smoke from it will be the Flocke Smoke Monster and is going to be set free in OUR WORLD from from this ritual. Yes, I'm going to cancel this party for the sake of our humanity.
So, as a friend was telling me that the new season of Lost was premiering last night... Yes, this will be their FINAL SEASON! Finally, an end to a giant vomit mess! I told her I stopped watching that show 2 years ago when all the people I cared about started dying one by one. JJ Abrams broke my heart, and I don't think I'm ready to dive back into his ever so loving wonderful shows. On top of that, there was the part on how confusing this show has became: Time travel? Another dimension? Smoke monster? Talking to dead people? MORE dead people? I need to stop typing as I'm giving myself a self-induced vertigo. She then told me that the producers specifically designed the premiere episode so people would get the basic gist of the show even though if they are as clueless as I am.
Okay, so I voluntarily took the challenge and watched it.
The VERDICT: STILL CONFUSING AS FUCK!
Whatever, the best thing about Lost is when some Bolivian news team thought that the plane crash was real: True story.
P.S.: If you ever want to see the Island's geography in subway map formation. CLICK HERE
