Money Can't Buy Me Class Ever

I am currently off an 18 hour flight and on a stopover in Singapore for... who knows how long I'm gonna be stuck here. But ANYWAYS, when I landed, I saw this discerning music video featuring Countess LuAnn of The Real Housewives of New York. This is definitely one of the year's most noteworthy music videos as they have achieved new levels of photoshopping (like some Avatar shit going on here). Whoever made it, you do deserve a medal for having to listen to this mess while trying to fix her face... repeatedly. Bravo for those brave souls out there.

Updates will be even more wonkier this week as I'm on "official business work" duty right now. (insert laughs).

For Your Information (and Laughter)

THESE are the shows that are going to be cancelled next season:

24, Law & Order, Better Off Ted, Blonde Charity Mafia, Brothers,Dollhouse, Eastwick, FlashForward, Hank, Heroes, Lost, Melrose Place, Mercy, Past Life, Romantically Challenged (Only 2 episodes aired and cancelled, it was really, truly shiteous), Scrubs, Sit Down, Shut Up, The Beautiful Life,The Jay Leno Show, The Wanda Sykes Show, Three Rivers, ‘Til Death, Trauma, Ugly Betty, The Deep End, The Forgotten, Happy Town, Sons of Tucson, Cold Case, Miami Medical, NUMB3RS, Accidentally on Purpose, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Gary Unmarried, Ghost Whisperer.


To be honest, I have never heard about 70% of these shows, and I automatically think that if I don't bother to watch about it, its bound to get cancelled. (I really have a GOD complex, and I know I haven't done anything in my life to acquire such a disorder). Must make myself humble... too.. hard... don't mock me......


ANYWAYS, NOW we can all laugh together at their demise: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (only if that makes you feel better)
More like a Devil Complex, I must say.

Mildly Offended

Television is a drug. from Beth Fulton on Vimeo.

Some people (AKA EVERYONE) thinks that this video resembles me just a bit. Maybe TV had a great osmosis effect to my brain, but you know what... No scientific evidence = No proof.
Watch it and be the judge for yourself.

*LOOK AT ME!

HELL YES!

The new trailer for Season 3 of TRUE BLOOD IS FINALLY OUT! I AM SO EXCITEEEED! My mother keeps asking me why I need to be back in the states by June 13... She thinks its because I have a secret boyfriend, but its actually for THIS SHOW! I just deny everything usually. Ahahaha (flips hair).

*Bitches, we gonna have a party!

THE END OF IT ALL!

I came back from my trip to Japan (I'll tell you all about it LATER!) And was diagnosed with strep throat, my neck and face is swollen because of my continuously swelling lymph nodes, therefore making me look like quasimodo. On top of all of this, today was the SERIES FINALE OF LOST! This is the moment everyone has been waiting for, and I fell asleep while watching it (not because it was boring, I'm on drowsy medication)... I'm sorry, but I can't give you a full analysis of it. (apologies, but hopefully the cat montage would make up for it).

But I know what happens in the end as I decided to google it a minute ago. JUMP IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT!

Just Say No

I have recently became an addict to the show called "Say Yes To The Dress." TLC has a marathon of this show on Friday nights, therefore I lie to my friends and say that "I'm tired" so I can stay home and watch this mess. (theory has further proven that I am a LOSER).
SYNOPSIS TIME! The concept is simple, brides go to "prestigious" Kleinfeld wedding boutique in New York to find their perfect dress.

*GASPS*

You think I would hate this shows like these, but you are totally WRONG! As I utterly LOVE this ejacula-blasta-vaganza! Its NOT because I like imagining my own wedding or whatever, but because these brides sometimes just choose the most hideous dresses EVER (see first photo). Honey, seriously put that dress down. Some of these brides can't even afford their dresses and will sacrifice their rent money for it... This scenario has NO written all over it.

I'm sorry to interrupt, I actually manage to find the most hideous wedding gown ever:

My cousin is getting married in a few months and still haven't found a dress yet. If you are reading this, I suggest this wonderful Hello Kitty dress for you. You know you want to.

*For SVG

This is Disturbing

I know sometimes the shows that come from Japan are kinda questionable, but this one really is the cream of it all. My friend showed me a clip of this show once like EONS ago and I realize that this was a worthy material to share upon my followers. *please watch it as it is in English*

The show is called "Oh Mikey!" and its basically a comedy sketch with all characters played by mannequins (Old Navy, I see where you got the idea). I have met some people who think this shit is hilarious, but I personally don't get it at all... In fact! This is freaky for me, but yet I can see Adult Swim picking this for their new line-up. Well, let's hope one of you will enjoy this.

*For Aiya

I COULD BE DANCING

I AM FINALLY REUNITED  (and it feels so good!) WITH MY BIGMAC*! I AM SO SO HAPPY THAT I'M BLASTING MY MUSIC IN FULL VOLUME AND I AM NOT SORRY IF MY NEIGHBORS HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY CRAP. BECAUSE ITS WORTH IT, AS HOW L'OREAL SAYS IT!

NO, I AM NOT SORRY ABOUT THE LACK OF UPDATES ON THIS BLOG. Kidding, I really would like to apologize for it, because I have a complex where I love it when people leaves me comments. It really validates the purpose of my life. Therefore, lately I have been feeling hopeless and lonely without the support of your comments, and therefore has decided to commence my blogging "career" again.

To end this note, I would like to present you with Exhibit A:



Happy Cinco De Mayo!
*My Desktop Computer