Thursday, February 24, 2011

a wii game that can get you laid

ATTENTION NERDS! There is a Wii game that may get you lucky if you want to impress (?) your significant other. A new unique game called "We Dare" is all about making your boring-ass dinner parties more sexy and flirtatious. 
To play the game, players will have to interact by kissing, stripping, or get on that ass-spanking action. This is the only (fun way) to finish all those 40 mini-games included in the game.   

I swear to jeebus, this shit is real:

I have a Wii, and I don't know if I want people to lick on my remote and stick it up their butts. (unless if its a special occasion [aka NEVER]).... Seriously though, THINK OF THE GERMS! 

But if it was given to me as a present, I'm not gonna turn it down (wink wink). 

Friday, February 18, 2011

Sowwy


A belated apology to my dear friend Tatiana...

As I was browsing through the comments on my blog (one of the way that I justify my existence and enlarge my ego at the same time), she mentioned to me that I have forgotten to promote her blog!

I have promoted her blog work before, but not her actual blog!


To summarize shortly, her blog is about her life in Berlin (which is an awesome city). It includes sex, drugs, and techno music galore. Well, overall, she is an awesome person, probably the most "hard-core" person I've ever personally known.
She is also a proud owner of a Canon G11! C'mon, that reason alone is a valid one to visit her blog!


CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE REALM OF EXCESS!

REALM OF EXCESS IS AWESOME!
TATIANA IS SUUUUPER COOL! -UH, HELLO... I MENTIONED THE CAMERA RIGHT?-
SHE IS BECOMING AN ORGANIC HERBAL WEIRDO! -JOOOOKE-
BUT HER BLOG IS STILL INTERESTING!
BECAUSE HERBAL DOES NOT EQUAL BORING!

I order you to visit it.

Justin Bieber Killed in CSI



I tried researching what exactly is the plot line of this episode, however I still didn't get the gist of it.
If I'm not mistaken, Justin plays a troubled teenager and does something with bombs.
Now, he's finally caught and he's shot... like a bazillion times.


Let's see what the commenters have to say:


"Why did they shoot the van? It didn't do anything wrong..." - djChives95


"Justin Bieber does not know how to shoot a gun. In RL, he would have just sat there and crapped his pants whilst crying and asking for his body gaurds plz" - Basiledes

"91 people thought of suicide before realizing this is a CSI scene" - cassyusbomber

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ." - vampiricgirl15

"This was such a smart move for CSI. The Bieber fans will want to watch the episode to see him, and the Bieber haters will want to watch the episode to see him killed.#Brilliance" - ChateauOfADoubt




Seriously, its really been a Justin Bieber overload... First, there's the 3d movie, then the Grammy's, then a whole bunch of talkshows, now CSI! What the hell is this? An unofficial Bieber week?


Well, now Law & Order can have him to guest star. DUN DUN!

This is Really Unexpected...

So Britney Spears has a new music video... Its for her latest single "Hold it Against Me."

Let's just say its really "interesting."



Besides the product placement galore, WHAT IS THE THEME OF THIS VIDEO?!?!?!

What the hell is that paint thingy out of her hands? Faceless Dancers? Britney vs. Britney kung fu scene??

Confusion is always at my mind... But I am always a Britney fan, so I do like the song.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

SYNCHRONIZED GOLDFISH!



I'm having a bad day, and trying to relieve the stress with all these animal videos.

There are some rumors that there are magnets in the fish or they are controlled by electric currents. Because it is general knowledge that goldfish are dumb, so nobody has faith that these goldfish can do amazing tricks. I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

The guy refuses to tell anybody his trick to this aquatic performance.

This Cat is More of a Man, Than Any Man I've Ever Known



CAT-MANIA HAS BEGUN!

Klepto Kitty



If you are wondering why you are missing your toy dinosaur, its KLEPTO KITTY! This cat skulks around in the dark while you sleep, it takes your most valuable things and disappear with it forever.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

NEVER SAY NEVAAAAAAAAAR


Yes, I watched it. I'm not gonna give a full scathing review as I fear my life is going to be threatened by the Beliebers...

All I'm going to say is that you should not watch it if you've never heard of his music. As this movie is categorized under the "Musical" genre... and not only that, this movie is in 3D! ITS SERIOUSLY TOO MUCH JUSTIN BIEBER... He is literary IN YOUR FACE for the 1 hour and 45 minutes.

I swear to the universe, three of us felt completely out of place watching this movie. Everyone was kids 17 and under with their parents. Some of the parents were really inappropriate, like squealing when the Bieber took off his shirt....

Erm... Extreme Pedo alert.

Anyways, besides my serious boredom, I actually learned something from the movie: he's a hard-working person and he definitely deserves his fame. Seriously, if that kid doesn't end up as a fucked-up child star, he's gonna be a freakin billionaire.

Time to put some Justin Bieber plugging into this post:

the only song i like, out of the whole movie.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

ULTRA LUXURIOUS LUXURY

I'm sorry for the lack of update. But I HAVE to share you this (extremely old) news with you...



If you live in New York City, you might understand how expensive property is here. And when you bitch and moan about how $2100/month for a true 1 bedroom in Greenwich Village is too expensive... I'm gonna shut your face with what EXPENSIVE really means.  *Seriously, people get so shocked and offended to see how much they have to pay out of their salary for a tiny-ass apartment in the "downtown areas". I get that money is hard to earn, but that's the price for the desired areas...  Everyone else pays that much, so why not you?*

So when a super wealthy person tries to acquire a property in New York, they might want to look at luxury condominiums.

But there's luxury condos, and there's ULTRA LUXURY CONDOS.

What I'm talking about is this new development called '200 Eleventh Avenue' in west Chelsea. Let's go to the pictures shall we...

BAM! That's a 24 ft tall ceiling! I don't know which unit this is. But the only available unit that's on sale right now its the Penthouse. Which is going for a cool $12.5 million. more pics here! Maybe you can't see the views, but its of the Hudson river and its SPECTACULAR! 

You're like: "So WHAT?! Its the same as any other luxury buildings, tall ceilings, floor-to-ceiling windows, new construction, 421 tax abatement, concierge service, bladebladebla..."

Me: But this one has an EN SUITE SKY GARAGE. 

You: A sky what? 

I'm going to let the video do the explanation...

BOOM! THERE'S AN ELEVATOR JUST FOR YOUR CAR! 14 out of the 16 units in this building will have a private garage that comes within your own apartment. 

I don't know about you, but I am VERY IMPRESSED with this sky garage stuff. I mean seriously, beyond ridiculous, but I was still in awe. Who drives in New York city anyways?! 

Who lives here you ask? Domenico Dolce of 'Dolce and Gabanna' bought TWO penthouse suites for a cool $29 million. (He combined the two units and created 7000++ sq ft of space...) Then there's Nicole Kidman who is also moving in as a neighbor, and more rich-ass CEO of banks type-of-people. 

Now let us take a moment of silent and cry at how we don't have an en suite sky garage in our own apartments... 

HOWEVER, as much as I love this building... Its still in Chelsea... 
AHAHAHAHAHA!