James Cameron: Not Such A Douche?

The Avatar creator was on 'Inside the Actor's Studio' a couple of days ago, and from what I watched, I personally think he's not such a douche. Now, don't you haters start rabidly writing "HOW COULD YOU" emails to me. Mr. Cameron here is a well-known branded type of hollywood-director-douche as he has been known to make comments like this, this and this.
Is he pretentious and snobby? YES. But, maybe a misunderstood douche. I mean, if I ever made TWO of the top-grossing-movies EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EXISTENCE... Christ, you would never hear the end of it. NEVAAAR.

Now, there's another debate whether the movies (Titanic and Avatar) are actually good. I think they're pretty alright, but definitely not Oscar worthy. The fact that his ex-wife also got her movie nominated ('The Hurt Locker') is the only reason I'm going to watch the drool-siesta known as the Oscars. *I'm hoping for some up-close face shots when they announce the winner, and hopefully one of them will wince.

The fact that he was able to make so much goddamn moolah out of it, gives him reason to have certain bragging rights. Do people have an issue with his gloating? Of course! But everyone has to understand that some people just don't have class.

This is like calling the kettle black, oh yes, the irony! SHUT IT EVERYONE!

Brainkill of the Day: What Happened to Your Hair?

I wasn't even aware that the second season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta is premiering soon... In my opinion they're as good as those bitches (and a cokewhore) of New Jersey in their "acting" skills. 

However, Sheree (far left in grey) here might tip that balance of favoritism. Why? Because she decided to step out to the premiere with that hair... 

Here, let me find you a bigger photo:  

Oh, Honey... NO. 

This picture is worth more just a thousand words, it probably took her dignity along. I pray to the TV gods that she will appear in every episode with this pineapple-esque hair. *please make it happen* Maybe her hair stylist was channeling Edward Scissorhands when she asked for something "edgy." That is some dangerous stylist you got there Sheree. In fact, I bet you she thought this hair was FABULOUS and didn't even realize that she was the only one looking like a fool. Oh yes, I do pity her. 

Just by this hairstyle, I can GUARANTEE you that this season is going to be amazing! I know, my psychic skills are off the roof lately. No need to thank me. 

*Images via Dlisted via... something

On Fucking Vacation

I apologize for the lack of post this whole week. I was in Miami on spring break, therefore I was on vacation, meaning that I do not have (or want) to work. I consider blogging as "work." Lucky for me sexyEW19 didn't even write a single post. THANKS BRAVO CORRESPONDENT, YOU SUCK! 

Anyhoo, that's right, MIAMI! WOOHOO! There's so many fucking douchebags on the beach, I think I might start drinking BudLight just to ease my brain from the view itself. There's no problem with drinking BudLight, but it is the ULTIMATE douche drink ever (so drink carefully if you don't want to be quickly judged). I should be nicer to them because I know they'll probably give me 10 cans of beer for free if I ask "nicely."  

Here's a clip of what the beach is infested with:

Not to worry, I am here to update you on the things that I watched on the 6 days I was there in my "boutique" (uber dark) hotel:

• For the Love of Ray J: FEISTY'S BOOBS ARE FAKE!!! SHE ADMITTED IT ON THE SHOW! Yes, I'm as shocked as you are. 
  

("Money well spent!")

• Rock of Love Bus: The 2 "hottest" girls got eliminated from the show. I can't imagine how this show is still going to be interesting anymore.

(Brittanya)

(Ashley with the Hello Kitty tattoo)


• Tough Love: "Boot Camp" for women that can't seem to get boyfriends.  

• El Cuerpo del Deseo: (aka Body of Desire) this show is a GEM! Yes, this is how I'm going to learn Spanish, by watching Telemundo. Wikipedia says that this show is about an old rich man, in love with a hot younger woman, that died suddenly and "returned" to Earth. How do you ask did he return? BY TRANSMIGRATION (the passing of a soul into another body after death)!!! Please watch the intro clip below (start at 0:43 mark)

• Catwoman: I know its not a TV show but, poor choice Halle Berry. Even though you have an Oscar, I will always remember your role in this enthralling cinematic experience. Yes, it was that horrible. 
  
• Giant Squid Documentary: A-W-E-S-O-M-E. Enough said.

• Almost everything on Bravo (the title itself explains the plot of the show): They're all pretty bad. 
• Millionaire Matchmaker
  
• Real Housewives of New York
  
• Top Chef: makes me want to eat the TV. 
  
• Make Me a Supermodel

You really shouldn't watch any of the shows up here, especially the Bravo ones, they're all a waste of time. But always, ALWAYS have time for Ray J please. This has been an extra long post just because I know my viewerships have missed me SO SO MUCH! You are welcome!