Groundbreaking News on Wheat Vandalism

MORE EVIDENCE proving that alien doesn't create crop circles! (insert "AH-HA I told you soooo") Would you guess that the animal above is responsible for some of the crop circles in Australia? These crazy-ass WALLABIES are responsible for such great art (when an animal does it, its all innocent and arty, not vandalism). APPARENTLY, Wallabies have been breaking into Australia's finest poppy fields and been eating that shit as food. Yummy-yum nutritious. So they get high and go into a trance and start hopping around the field creating "crop circles." 

One of the representative bitches said ""The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," 

*Not actual Wallaby Art, but I was really hoping it looked like this

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC NEEDS TO PUT A 24 HOURS LIVE-FEED SURVEILLANCE OF THE FIELDS! Then finally maybe somebody can beat that Kruger extravaganza thing. What am I talking about? Nobody can beat that insane animal sighting. I went to South Africa TWICE and not once did I see anything as awesome as that.  

ANYWAYS, did you know that Australia supplies 50% of the world's legally-grown opium? Paging all addicts: there's a new country you can invade. Don't be jealous of the Wallabies, be A WALLABY. 

*Thanks Kora

For those who are planning to "ROLL" tonight

(E E E E Ecstasy) She's a Naughty Girl with a bad HABIT, bad habit for DRUGS!

Please roll responsibly. You don't want to end up like "Jessica."  Here's a remix version of Mr. G's song "Naughty Girl."

Yes, its from Summer Heights High.  

Mr. Bean Raised Me...

and gave me bad taste in food. Does that look appetizing to you? I personally never tasted it, but I know for a fact that it is DISGUSTING! It could be described as twigs dipped in marmite, MARMITE? HAVE YOU TRIED THAT? Its black, gooey, and supremely bitter. A better word to describe it: NASTY. (I'm not talking to you Australians because I know its like the equivalent of ketchup there). I shouldn't be so prejudiced as people are the same to me towards my love of SPAM. 

"But Mr. Bean liked it so much that I learn to like it. Mr. Bean raised me! ARE YOU KIDDING??!" 

Yes, are you kidding? 

I get my daily inspirations from my friends. They endlessly amaze me. 

Here's the video, fast forward to 3:15 to know what she's talking about. This is a CLEAR product placement for both Marmite and Twiglets. 

Kath and Kim

Not the American version, that one SUUUUUUUUCKS! I'm sorry for the crass language, let me try to tone it down, its awful, abysmal, and atrocious (perfumed with the smell of rotten milk). I like Selma Blair and everything, but this was such a horrifyingly bad adaptation to the original Australian show. Australia cancelled the American version just after two episodes aired, GOOD JOB AUSTRALIA! I use to have hope with the show, because of Selma Blair, now I rather it be cancelled. NBC gave them a Thursday night spot! THURSDAY, that's PRIME TIME, advertisers are probably pulling out soon. Quality at NBC has gone down though, on Thursdays, its Kath and Kim, Ugly Betty, and Grey's Anatomy (this one should definitely be cancelled, if not then kill all the characters, they're so stupid and annoying, I just want to break my TV watching them now). So please my viewerships, don't watch it, DON'T GIVE THEM THE RATINGS! 

The Australian one is a different case. I find that the show is like one of those precious gems, well actually it was more like a rough diamond to me because the accent was too strong (not to worry, you'll get used to it after the end of the first episode). Also, Kath (on the left) is my fashion inspiration and icon, I'm not kidding, I love what she wears on the show, its so unbelievably tacky (just to my liking). I don't know how many of you will like this, but I STRONGLY recommend you to watch this show. I don't know how to describe the humor, but its not awkward humor, so don't worry my viewerships. I have one word to say to you: SYNOPSIS

via Wikipedia:

Kath & Kim is a Logie Award-winning character-driven Australian television comedy series, created by Jane Turner and Gina Riley. The series revolves around the family matters and relationships of the title characters, a dysfunctional mother and daughter. Kath & Kim stars Jane Turner as Kath Day- a cheerful 50-something divorcee currently in a happy relationship with her fiancé (and then husband), the prissy Kel Knight. She deals with her spoilt, ever complaining, 20-something daughter Kim Craig; Kim's unlucky, sports obsessed second best friend Sharon Strzelecki; Kim's estranged husband Brett Craig; and their baby daughter Epponnee Rae Craig.

I'm writing all of this because I just found the LINKS!!!! CLICK HERE!

OR HERE!         OR HERE!! *unfortunately no 2nd season, but you should be able to find it on torrent. 

and some parts of 4th season is up on the links

Already a Complaint, I Can Never Please You People...

One of my "many" viewerships have already complained that OVGuide sucks, because this reader wasn't able to find the show "Summer Heights High." I didn't really believe my OVGuide would do that to me, since I have successfully watched that show over the winter break through this site. But after searching 30 minutes for it, I have to give props to HBO and ABC(Australian Broadcasting Company) for removing ALL the links of the show from the interweb. Yes, my dear audience, ALL of the links, except for short excerpts in Youtube.

One way to watch it is by the "legal" way: subscribe to HBO, I just checked and its still in the OnDemand. or buy the DVD (at Amazon). or come over to my place (for those stalkers that know where I live). I'm sorry to promote OVGuide so much, but that is the only site i know, if you do know any better links, again please tell me ASAP.