I've Only Ever had Chicken Heart

We finally know what Maryann does. She scratches people with poison, controls them, kills them, and eats their FUCKING HEART! Seriously, every week True Blood comes up with ways to make me become a natural bulimic. Just when you think, oh look, its Jason! Nothing bad can come out when Jason's there, WRONG! Next scene is Maryann chopping Daphne's heart and flambe-ing it with vegetables. And bitch had the nerve to call it a "Hunter's Souffle," NO, just NO.

I once had a professor who thought that eating someone's heart was a sensual thing to do. We were reading a part of the Decameron, in which the story involved a bit of cannibalism. Then she asked the class "don't you thinks that's so... SEXY?" You should've seen my face when she said that, it was giving out a "go home and hump your husband" vibe.

Anyways, short recap:

• Bitch fight with Lorena and Sookie ENSUED. Lorena tried to touch Bill, and Sookie went all like "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MAH MAN!"
• I am swooning over Godric BIG TIME.
• Jessica had sex and discovered that she will forever be a virgin, because her wounds will heal all the time. So no matter how many times she does it, it will always feel like her first time. Now THAT'S a curse!
• Tara and Eggs ate the Hunter's Souffle and became (domestically) violent and horny. I don't know what's worst, watching them eat the souffle or watching them enjoy every bite of it.
• Luke was sent as a fucking suicide TIMEBOMB. Bye bye Luke.

Sorry not as many pics this week.