Sunday, November 29, 2009

Brad and Quentin in a Japanese Eating Show

"Huh?"

That's what I thought.
Apparently, Brad Pitt and Quentin Tarantino were in Japan to promote their movie, Inglorious Basterds.

By promote, I mean judge in a cooking show competition called "Bistro SMAP."

I'm now craving for clam chowder. Its just pure torture to watch eating shows before I eat... Look how Quentin is eating, he's like slurping everything away. I am slightly bothered by Brad Pitt's beard... I feel like there's going to be some food stuck there. Let's watch out if that actually happens.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Thanksgivings

I wish they still have parade floats like this

This is a time for you to either go into a food coma or get drunk as FUCK... Even better, DO BOTH! Why bother deciding between two equally good options? Just don't eat and drink too fast, because that may induce projectile vomiting (trust me, I know from personal experience). I would like to apologize again for what I did to your carpet two Thanksgivings ago... You know who you are.

ON a separate note:
If anyone comes to my abode and expects a turkey meal, this is what you will get:
ORIGAMI TURKEY.

And I'm not going to be that sober, so I might just give you a piece of crumpled paper.

HAVE A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVINGS!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Bumped into Natalie

Which Natalie?

THIS ONE:


At the 10:15 showing of "Men Who Stare at Goats" in Regal Union Square. Well, to be specific, my friend was the one that noticed her and I just ran into the theater to follow her. I swear to you that I was going to watch the same movie, I didn't just sat 2 rows behind her to stalk her.

She is gorgeous and quite tiny as a person. That's all.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Baby, I Just Wanna Do You

My favorite song of the week AND its better than "Tardy for the Party". I KNOW, how can that be possible right? Just listen, TRUST:


Don't any of you DARE to give me a dirty look when I'm singing this in public:

Baby baby, I just wanna do you, do you
Do you wanna do me, do me
Underneath the moonlight, the moonlight...Tonight

This is just a piece of true POETRY! UP YOURS Shakespeare!

I have really REALLY liked the show Modern Family; its one of those shows that's not only brilliant (like Arrested Development), but also could make me laugh out loud hard (no offense to 30 rock).

Trust. This show has potential. Watch it wherever it is available.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Flash Forward to AWESOMENESS

THIS SHOW IS AWESOME! AWESOOOOOOOOME I TELL YOU! GO WATCH IT NOW!

No? Not convincing enough? Well, the story line is basically that everyone, EVERYONE IN THE WORLD, blacked out for 2 minutes 17 seconds AT THE SAME TIME! On top of that, they also "see" a vision of their future for that duration of time! Flashback... FlashForward.... GET IT? GET IT???!!!


Are you kidding me? That's not enough to hook you into it? Bitches, I'm trying! What else do you want more in a TV show huh?! There's already everything that you need in this show to keep you entertained for about an hour of your day! Romance (CHECK), Drama (CHECK), Possible-Marital-Affairs (CHECK), FBI (CHECK). Please don't be picky on me. PLEASE!

Now I'm just getting angry and its useless. WATCH IT NOW! I can't be bothered to convince you anymore now.


.................Why won't you watch it? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to snap at you... You don't have to watch it if you don't want to. You may watch it if you want to, I'm not going to force you.

I'm feeling bipolar today.

THERE IS A FIRE IN ST. MARKS!

THIS IS NOT TV RELATED AT ALL! BUT THERE IS A FIRE, AS IN A BURNING BUILDING, ON ST. MARKS! To be exact, its on St. Marks between 2nd and 3rd avenue. It happened about 40 minutes ago and the fire lasted about 30 minutes and the fire brigades came around 10-15 minutes after the smoke started (if I'm correct in my time estimation).

I don't know what caused the fire and if there's any injuries/casualties or anything, but all I have are photos and maybe some decent videos (which I'm not able to upload). First, I smelled something burning, so I looked outside my window and SAW THIS:








CLICK ON THE IMAGES TO ENLARGE IT

Went to my roof to see where it was located or how bad it was... and it looks pretty bad. The smoke was covering about 4 blocks and 2 avenues. It did NOT smell good at all. Hope nobody is injured.

If any of you know what's going on. Please tell me or post a link of the news to the comments section.

UPDATE: It seems that there's only 2 people that care enough about reporting this shit. I still can't find anything in the news that related to this morning's incident. After asking around, I think its safe to say that Klong (the Thai restaurant) was burned down by the fire. Fortunately, the building right above it seems fine.

UPDATEII: OK, thanks to my avid researcher, she found one article that perfectly described exactly what I have already written above. READ HERE . And yes, it has been confirmed that Klong was on fire.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Ray J has a New Whore Search

Ray J is looking for you... That's right it might just be you! Swoon for me ladies

I didn't know that "For the Love of Ray J 2" just premiered last week, LAST WEEK! Why didn't VH1 notify me of this exceedingly monumental affair?!?!?! Yes, I think Ray J is super duper hot! CALIENTE to be exact! On top of that, if I was notified earlier, I would've promoted heavily on it to a point that none of my facebook friends would
miss the premiere at all...

So, besides my obsessiveness taking over me, I finally watched the show... It turns out that Cocktail was dumped and now he's looking for a new love. WHY DO THESE GIRLS EVEN BOTHER TRYING TO DATE HIM?! VH1 should just name this show "For Ray J's Sex Tape," and that would've have been a billion more times more interesting than finding "looooooooove."


I mean, he's not even trying that hard not to make this show look like a joke.... As an example, he "nicknamed" all the girls; some of them were normal stripper names like Luscious, Lava, and Exotica... but then things just got weird when he named some of the girls Popper, Extra, Fettucini, and Just Right.

COME ON RAY! YOU DONT' WANT TO BE LIKE FLAVOR FLAV! YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT! I hope you will terminate all these girls in the first 3 weeks, so I don't have to suffer that much listening to these stupid ass names.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Crazy Woman is Back

Who am I talking about? Isabella Rossellini! ...Again! She's back with Season 3 of "Green Porno" and its still disturbingly funny.

Before I start with my regular shenanigan, let me tell you a little bit of Isabella Rosselinni:
  • Child of actress Ingrid Bergman and director Roberto Rossellini
  • Started modelling at 28 for Vogue, Lancome, etc and was shot by famous photographers such as Bruce Weber and Richard Avedon



She's GORGEOUS isn't she?
  • Became an actress afterwards (Blue Velvet)
  • Married then divorced with child... (YAAAWN...)
And now this...



You think she would be the hollywood artsy fartsy type that would only drink mineral water at room temperature, but noooooooooooooo was I wrong.
As she grew older and wiser? Mrs. Rossellini here decided to go where no actor has gone before... making animal "porno." You'll understand what I'm talking about when you watch the clip below...


You know what, I love her for this, I mean YOU GO GIRL! Crazy as she may be, its still entertaining and tasteful. Click HERE TO WATCH SEASON 3! So far she acted as some shrimps, anchovies, and squids... So hungry now...