Friday, May 1, 2009

Brainkill of the Week


AUDRINA AND BRODY???? REALLY? REALLY???? DOES THE SCRIPTWRITER OVER AT THE HILLS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO WRITE ABOUT? THEY CAN'T EVEN ACT FOR SHIT TO MAKE THE SCENE BELIEVABLE. I RATHER WATCH COVERGIRL/MAYBELLINE/NEUTROGENA COMMERCIALS RATHER THAN THAT SPEW OF VOMIT. 

Ok, sorry... that was quite an overreaction... This show is just so ridiculous, do you know that Brody has a friend named "Sleazy T." He should be the STAR of the show (but that's my opinion). 

Ok, but seriously, this show promotes that cheating on your boyfriend/girlfriend is A-OK. Audrina even wants to start a "war" with Brody's girlfriend (Jayde). 
Ok, like seriously, what is she gonna do? Stare at her with her ceiling eyes? FAIL! And Audrina speaks like if you watch a normal person talking in slow-mo, it'll be so irritating to just wait for her to finish her sentence. "Youuu knooooow whaaaaat? Youuuu're aaaa biiiiitch...!" ARGH GIVE HER FUCKING RITALIN FOR GOD SAKE!
ANYWAYS, If I don't see a proper catfight with drinks being thrown around anywhere in a club, I will be supremely disappointed MTV. 

I'll bet you MTV will be shameless enough to write a potential scenario where Stephanie has a "crush" with Audrina. This show will start to go literary gay in 3, 2, 1... 

1 comment:

  1. mm it doesn't compare to the moment heidi's ex-bf's girlfriend said she doesn't believe in "fornification"...
    why do I even know this..sadly i watch the farce that is the hills... it's my kryptonite.

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