Tuesday, February 16, 2010

No More Snow on Your Face: Bank Robber Edition

Snowpocalypse 2010 part II is here again today in New York City, and like many people, I have a problem with having snow being blown into my face (no pun intended).

However, once upon a late night on Spike TV, we stumbled upon this product that is a MUST HAVE for those who doesn't like a white facial. Its called the Exo-Pro and it makes you look like a bank robber (oooh, so dreamy!)


"What happens if its going to clash with my outfit?" you ask... FEAR NOT, it comes in 6 beautiful colors! Yes, you can choose between black, red, blue, green, white, and camo color! Did you forget to give a Valentine's gift to your lover? Fear not, this will guarantee to get you laid. (Guarantee is not real, please do not contact me if it doesn't work).

Or this could also be a new S&M face gag device... Same difference.

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