GROSS...

This is a video featuring a caterpillar that has been infiltrated by a parasitic wasp. When I mean "infiltrated," I do mean some Species shit going on. A wasp injects its eggs into the poor caterpillar's body, and I'm pretty sure you can guess what happens next...

These tiny little maggot-y looking creatures BITE THEIR WAY OUT... ARGGGHHH!
TOO NASTY!

This is the stuff of my nightmares...

As commenter luciusxx of Youtube says, "DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!"

Mad Men Star Is Too Hot To Handle

Look at this "journalist" act like a 15 year old when he interviews Mad Men actress Christina Hendricks. I kind of want to start watching it now!

*EDITOR'S NOTE: THE STUPID LINK DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO EMBBED PROPERLY: CLICK HERE ALL OF HERE

- By Bubbles

*EN: its quite awkward to be honest.

Returning Karma

I googled "happy cat" and this came up

A fellow blogger friend of mine has recently got her articles officially published in an online establishments (aka getting paid). AND WE ARE ALL PROUD OF OUR LITTLE CRICKET GROWING UP!
It would mean a lot to me if you check these articles out and click on the "like" button:

*You don't have to, but its beneficial if you are planning to visit some parts of Europe in the summer. 

For Berlin: Top 5 times to visit Berlin

For Brussels: 5 Best Museums in Brussels

-Errr... I forgot all about this post for a month now... Please forgive me (you know who you are). 


But here is her NEW SPANKIN' AWESOME article about backpacking through Central America with includes stories of getting mugged, punching criminals, and buying a machete... ALL FOR FREE!!! 

C'mon, I know you're interested: CLICK HERE for ECLECTICA!

Mad Men Spoilers

A friend of mine went clubbing one day and met one of the many people that works for the show Mad Men. Whether this story is true or not, I will just repeat what my friend was told...

Jump to know the spoiler for Season 4

My Blog is the Universe

The Ultimate Universe has given me a calling today to continue with this blog. HOW you ask?

As I was passing through the east village today, I saw none other than MAX AND JASON (of supreme hotness) inside a certain Venezuelan restaurant. 

The moment I saw these rare creatures of beauty, I GASPED so loudly that it sounded like an asthma attack. I had to make sure it was them, so me and scaramouche went inside to buy some arepas JUST so we can stare at them. Just in case if any of you have forgotten what they look like, here's a refresher:

Apologies for no actual self-taken photos, as I was too flustered to even say anything.

Yes, they are even hotter in real life, may I also add TALL AND those voices. SWOOOOON.

Besides being a creepy stranger, why oh why should I make this a significant event? Because the last time I posted about them, my blog got 500++ unique visitors for that particular post... IN A DAY.

Even till now, it seems like a miracle that my blog reached that capacity of visitors. So, a sign from the heavens (aka Google) for me to semi-dedicate this blog to them.

As, I'm not sure exactly what they are up to now, besides chilling in NYC and spreading joy from their good-looks to the "humble" normal people like me...

So thank you again Max and Jason for the Current TV show, and please do a special segment (in which you guys participate) about "the behavior of people inside a steamy sauna." Thank you very much for your consideration.



*I have dedicated my blog to the "universe" for its awesomeness. 

Italy Should Be Ashamed

I AM SUPER DEPRESSED THAT ITALY LOST, as I was rooting for them.
For shit sake, THEY WERE WORLD CHAMPIONS 4 YEARS AGO!

Yes, yes, you could say world champions that didn't even qualify for the final 16 this time around. What-the-fucking-EVER bitch! No need to be so snarky about it.

But I would like to apologize that its been World cup post galore for me, I will try to write about something else, but currently too depressed about yesterday's game. Just when you think they were gonna fight back and finally attack, they only did it on the last 20 minutes of the game. TOO FUCKING LATE, who do you think you are? PORTUGAL? HAH!

So there we go, another baffling World Cup team that didn't go through. Watch the sadness below:



:(

On the other hand, I would like to give my congratulations on Slovakia, as they did played ridiculously well yesterday.

France is OUT

*some leftover angst from 4 years ago

What the fuck is going on with the France team? Not even with France, but with this whole World Cup premier teams? ITALY? GERMANY? ENGLAND? Uh, HELLO?

You bitches better buck up or I'm gonna start losing my money FAST (as I do enjoy the occasional betting stakes on every World Cup season).

Let's now ignore the comment I made about England as they have just won their latest match against Slovenia, making them eligible for ROUND 2 OF WORLD CUP FIESTA! But guess who's also making the next round? U.S.A!!! YEEAAAH! Scored at the 91 minute mark, but who the hell cares. A goal is still a goal right?

And what would be the point of this post, if I didn't post some videos of some soccer hotties right?
I give you CRISTIANO RONALDO:



Even if you hate this guy, you have to admit that this was a pretty CRAZY goal! And more World Cup fever would ensue tomorrow... Please be patient my 6 readers...

The Boy Who Murdered Love

Sang by Diana Vickers

This song is now stuck in my head after watching last week's episode of The Graham Norton Show. Unfortunately infectious, and now you must all suffer. I still like it though. Enjoy please.

BITCH PISSED!

I FINALLY FIXED MY WIRELESS! Oh my shit that took FOREVER! Anyways, for a week I was in no mood to talk to anyone about my internet problems, because it made me want to HULK-SMASH my modem into pieces so small that they become oblivion particles to me.

I have rage issues when it comes to the internet. Don't ask me what happened, because it still turns me in a Godzilla mode.

So me and Scaramouche had a "date" to watch True Blood together with the 12 hours time difference that we have. Distance never interferes with True friendship, AHAHA PUN. But it was a satisfying premiere and it quenched all my cravings. I can't believe I've been waiting a year for this shit. There were tons of male buttocks involved and it was delish.

In fact, I'm not the only one delighted about the new season. As I was browsing my usual blogs this morning, the one and only SNOOP DOGG has made a song proclaiming his love for the one and only Sookie! Don't believe me?

I present you EVIDENCE #1:

Case of the Sads

I'm not going to discuss about my True Blood as I wasn't able to watch it. END OF DIS-FUCKING-CUSSION! As you might have guessed, I'm not too happy about it.

I Love This Woman

I will take a sidebar break on this World Cup Fiesta to announce what I stumbled upon today. ANOTHER ISABELLA ROSSELLINI SHOW! When she's determined to do something, NO ONE can stop her! My favorite craziest woman of all is back with a new series called Seduce Me. Isabella Rossellini decided that animal copulation is an old thing of the past, the new thing now is ANIMAL SEDUCTION apparently.

This isn't exactly NSFW material, but I'm about 100% sure that you probably wouldn't want to be caught by your boss watching this. Is it funny? Maybe leaning towards disturbing.

I really do wish when I become a grandma, I can be this awesome and embarrass everyone else in the family.

On other news of the world, in regards to animal seduction, an Indonesian man was caught having a sexy time with a cow... He is now forced to marry the cow. NO JOKE.

Fabio is Not Pleased

I'm going to make a confession : Fabio Capello kind of terrifies me. Maybe it's the steely gaze behind those oh-so-stylish glasses (which are permanently attached to his face) or maybe it's his weird gestures when he gets angry. It's a love/hate relationship, what can I say? (he's the manager of AC Milan and the coach of the England team for the less futball inclined peoples)

One of his spectacular angry moments (from the distant-ish past- yes, i know very specific frame of time there..)

(btw, the commentator is saying "Look at Fabio Capello! Look Look Look LOok LOOOk!" I love when commentators gossip about people's reactions. call me shallow but it's so much more interesting than "ooooh he should have kicked from the corner. BLAH)

SO! I'm watching the US vs. England game right now and I pity Robert Green for the verbal ass-kicking he will probably get from Fabio for letting the easiest goal go through. I'm not a goalie. Nor do I possess any kind of sport-like coordination. But dude must be kicking himself right now for this:



Yup... someone is slightly screwed.

BTW, i can hear though my windows people cheering in the east village during this game. MAybe people care about the world cup here after all?

(apologies to DA for my lazy lack of blogging recently.)
WAIT~ Forget FAbio, this reaction must have Robert Green shaking in his cleats....

World Cup FEVER WAKA WAKA

The biggest sporting event of the year is UPON US! Last night I stayed up till after midnight (like WAAAAY past my bedtime) to finish watching the opening ceremony. To my surprise, it was actually good! It was fun, with lots of colors, dancing, and a giant ass dung beetle. Besides that I saw a quick camera zoom on Naomi Campbell being super cheerful... If the show is good enough for her, its WAY to good for us.

Anyways, I'm out of the country and therefore doesn't know any kind of situation in USA regarding to the World Cup. But here, EVERYONE is trying to accommodate their schedules revolving the games. Besides the usual skipping-work routine, some boss of a delivery company will open his house throughout this whole month so his employee can watch the games and congregate. This was local prime time news material yesterday.

I am rooting for a lot of teams (but ITALIA is my one true love), so its just a matter of process of elimination to see who'll win in the end. So far there was an opening game last night for South Africa vs. Mexico (1-1), as much as I would like to have seen them win the first game it sadly didn't happen.

On another note, there is currently an ongoing issue with my wireless service as it one day just STOPPED working. After this shit is FIXED, I will finally be able to watch something online. If not, then I will watch S. Korea vs. Greece. Its called desperate.

*Thanks to my unidentified neighbor who gives out free internet, your karma in return will be a splendid one.

My Mother

DID YOU KNOW MY MOTHER WATCHES GOSSIP GIRL???

I FEEL SO BETRAYED! How can she do this to her own flesh and blood?! AND FOR WHY? I immediately told her to stop watching that crap, but I doubt that she'll listen to me. ("Lily van de whatever is soooooo stylish, I love what she wears on the show"). Still does not justify.

But anyways, I was sitting next to my mom yesterday and I saw her trying to type with her Blackberry. TRYING being the keyword as she   t        y      p       e        s          t        h         i         s           s        l           o         w.
She literary searches for each letter, and this is already with 2 months of "practice..."
I really think Gossip Girl is to blame for, it has affected her motor skills and now I must burn that whole DVD collection.
Besides the joyous feeling of having a bonfire, I will also give her this as her birthday present:

She needs it (no, its for me actually).

Back to Civilization

I just went to Bali for 4 days, and NOT ONCE DID I TOUCH SAND OR WAS IN A FREAKING POOL. Instead of doing those wonderful activities, I was stuck in a hotel lobby (I hate you Westin Hotel) doing meetings after meetings for what it feels like eternity. And NO, I cannot tell you what my meetings are about as they are part of my secret other life. (not really)

(The nicer part of Westin that I did not see)

What SUCKS most about the hotels there, is they make you PAY for internet. I rather pay for my "free breakfast" than for internet, its just one of my weird principles. So I had a full week gone without my wonderful television show to keep me company.

As of now I'm in a location which maximum wireless service, I can now share with you, a new discovery.
BEHOLD (NSFW):


I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing when I was watching this. This is the "latest" dance-move discovery from Brazil known as "Surra de Bunda" (which apparently means "ass smacking"). To be honest, I'm not sure if its a turn on or just painful... And what happens if she farts in his face? THIS MOVE WILL BE THE ULTIMATE STRIPPER REVENGE!
I know one of you will try to do this at home, so please don't hurt yourselves. Thank you

via Gawker

Money Can't Buy Me Class Ever

I am currently off an 18 hour flight and on a stopover in Singapore for... who knows how long I'm gonna be stuck here. But ANYWAYS, when I landed, I saw this discerning music video featuring Countess LuAnn of The Real Housewives of New York. This is definitely one of the year's most noteworthy music videos as they have achieved new levels of photoshopping (like some Avatar shit going on here). Whoever made it, you do deserve a medal for having to listen to this mess while trying to fix her face... repeatedly. Bravo for those brave souls out there.

Updates will be even more wonkier this week as I'm on "official business work" duty right now. (insert laughs).

For Your Information (and Laughter)

THESE are the shows that are going to be cancelled next season:

24, Law & Order, Better Off Ted, Blonde Charity Mafia, Brothers,Dollhouse, Eastwick, FlashForward, Hank, Heroes, Lost, Melrose Place, Mercy, Past Life, Romantically Challenged (Only 2 episodes aired and cancelled, it was really, truly shiteous), Scrubs, Sit Down, Shut Up, The Beautiful Life,The Jay Leno Show, The Wanda Sykes Show, Three Rivers, ‘Til Death, Trauma, Ugly Betty, The Deep End, The Forgotten, Happy Town, Sons of Tucson, Cold Case, Miami Medical, NUMB3RS, Accidentally on Purpose, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Gary Unmarried, Ghost Whisperer.


To be honest, I have never heard about 70% of these shows, and I automatically think that if I don't bother to watch about it, its bound to get cancelled. (I really have a GOD complex, and I know I haven't done anything in my life to acquire such a disorder). Must make myself humble... too.. hard... don't mock me......


ANYWAYS, NOW we can all laugh together at their demise: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (only if that makes you feel better)
More like a Devil Complex, I must say.

Mildly Offended

Television is a drug. from Beth Fulton on Vimeo.

Some people (AKA EVERYONE) thinks that this video resembles me just a bit. Maybe TV had a great osmosis effect to my brain, but you know what... No scientific evidence = No proof.
Watch it and be the judge for yourself.

*LOOK AT ME!

HELL YES!

The new trailer for Season 3 of TRUE BLOOD IS FINALLY OUT! I AM SO EXCITEEEED! My mother keeps asking me why I need to be back in the states by June 13... She thinks its because I have a secret boyfriend, but its actually for THIS SHOW! I just deny everything usually. Ahahaha (flips hair).

*Bitches, we gonna have a party!

THE END OF IT ALL!

I came back from my trip to Japan (I'll tell you all about it LATER!) And was diagnosed with strep throat, my neck and face is swollen because of my continuously swelling lymph nodes, therefore making me look like quasimodo. On top of all of this, today was the SERIES FINALE OF LOST! This is the moment everyone has been waiting for, and I fell asleep while watching it (not because it was boring, I'm on drowsy medication)... I'm sorry, but I can't give you a full analysis of it. (apologies, but hopefully the cat montage would make up for it).

But I know what happens in the end as I decided to google it a minute ago. JUMP IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT!