South Park is Back With Sex Addiction

Yesterday was the season 14 premiere for South Park and it was AWESOME. I am so glad that the season has started again because I am in need for some good and provoking show. 


The new episode is back circling the issue of Tiger Wood's "sex addiction" problem. In this episode called "Sexual Healing," the CDC was concerned about why there's an epidemic with rich men having sex with as many people as they can (apparently money makes the virus stronger)... So they started screening for early symptoms for  sex addiction in America's youth. 


To prove that someone is a sex addict, they were shown a suggestive image and were later asked a question. 
The picture: a naked lady with a full bush "almost up to her bellybutton." 
The question: "what color was the handkerchief in the nice lady's hand?"
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If you answered, "what handkerchief?" Then you ARE a sex addict (I'm saying it in a Maury tone). 
This is 'The Nice Lady With A Handkerchief Test.' 




However, the best part of the show has to be EA Sports' "Tiger woods PGA Tour 11 for Xbox." This is probably the most amazing fictional golf game ever made. Basically its Tiger and Elin going Street Fighter on each other with golf clubs. Additional secret moves includes: PRENUP POWERUP! And Losing an endorsement deal! I wish this is real....


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