Monday, March 1, 2010

Tyrannosaurus Sex

No, this post is NOT about a Tyra Banks sex tape.

Its for an actual show called "Tyrannosaurus Sex."
Did I saw this on some weird porno channel on my premium channels? NO.
It was actually on Discovery Channel.

Please gentlemen, don't get too excited yet and start prematurely switching channels in your fury haze. This show is a CGI representation on how paleobiologists think dinosaurs would probably have sex. There was one segment where these experts were discussing if a Titanosaur's penis was more avian or crocodile-like. My intelligent brain thinks that it looks more like a dinosaur's penis. But I'm obviously not the pro at this fossil issue.

Since I only know some basic knowledge of these creatures, while watching the show I thought: For all I know they could all be making this shit up. Because, in EVERY case, there seems to be "we believe that these dinosaurs would mate like this, but there's no distinct evidence and this is all just sounds logical... so EAT IT!" Great... "fictional" dinosaur sex.

To be honest, the show was actually quite insightful, and probably mind-blowing for dinosaurs enthusiasts. I just have a natural hater in me, so please don't be offended if any paleobiologist is reading this post. DOUBT IT.


*sidenote: I had an aunt who thought a dinosaur was the name of one specific creature. She asked me to point out "the dinosaur" in a poster of "DINOSAURS." I'm still not letting her live down this story.

-By the by, this show premiered on February 14... How romantic! (SARCASM)



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