What Am I Looking At Lately?

WELL, HELLO THERE MEHCAD BROOKS (AKA EGGS FROM TRUE BLOOD)! You are one fine bite of man hunk chunk piece meat package Jeebus! I'm just spewing random words because this photograph is affafafecting my mind and I feel funky. This should be made into lyrics for the most romantic beautiful song ever. 
You know, after this hard week of spring break, we are in need to see some fine piece of ass. /*A philosophy we all should live by. /* The keyword is SEE but not touch, because we are not perverts (I hope).

The best part of this all is THE COMMERCIAL THAT COMES WITH IT:


You are totally welcome bitches.