blargh. blorgh. blergh

This is how I'm going to feel for the entire week, like a FAT SLUG... because it is time for FINALS!!! I have an essay due tomorrow night, of course I'm not doing it. 

What I've been doing instead:

• TV 
  
• Sleeping
  
• Shopping
  
• Exchanging clothes because I bought stuff a teeny bit too small for me at the current time
  
• Taking pictures of people's asses (my voyeuristic tendencies are the worst during these stressful times)
  
• Exercising (I know I'm surprised too)
  
• Chilling with friends (aka getting drunk)
  
• Munching (mom and friends banned me from eating SPAM because of swine flu, even though cooked pork is totally fine to eat)
• Hot Bath
  
• More Napping
  

I haven't seen the last two episodes of "Fringe," but once that I do... I'll probably rant about something soon. OHOHO I FORGOT, J.J. ABRAMS HAS A NEW MOVIE OUT CALLED "STAR TREK." Of course I'm going to watch it, like a delusional lover that I am, I'm weirdly faithful to him. Please let Star Trek be good oh dear powerful Universe, I need a good J.J. fix, I need it bad. Ok, back to doing some more "work." 

Laters

MY GOD! I TOTALLY FORGOT TO MENTION THIS: 

VH1 HAS A NEW SHOW... (drumrooooooll) DAISY OF LOVE!

Daisy looks like this: 

Please go and watch it, under all that make-up, she's one precious diamond. If she looks familiar to you guys, she was one of the finalists for "Rock of Love 2." Watching her talk for 40 minutes will reduce your brain cell by at least 5%. This is probably not the best thing to watch right now as it during the Finals (yes I capitalize as I do not want to offend the Finals Gods). 

I know this is a really erratic post, but I would like to apologize for the lack of postings last week. I was on "vacation" and wasn't able to post anything. I greatly thank sexyEW19 for doing another post... after 2 months... Apologies and I'll try to make it up for it as usual. 

XOXO,

Judgmentally Yours

Admit it, it's funny.

Just give it a shot. You'll thank me later.

4:20: FOX edition

Alright you hoes, I'm writing up a storm to make it up for you dissapointed readers that were waiting for some kind of an update last week. Here are more shows for you to watch today. Weather really sucks, so STAY AT HOME and conserve your energy! Man, I really want a smoothie now... but its raining outside... hmm... maybe not. I wonder if they have a delivery service... Seriously, its only an avenue away, so I might grow some balls and venture out. (Not that I'm afraid of the rain or anything). 

ANYWAYS

I personally believe that FOX reigns on Sunday nights, as their lineup includes:

American Dad

The Simpsons (featuring ANNE HATHAWAY!)

and Family Guy

 

My God, FOX is wonderful. And btw, all these cartoons yesterday was somewhat drug related (more homage to 4:20). On top of all of this, there was also Sit Down and Shut Up (read post below). I'm really going to be super anti-social now on Sundays. Sorry for those that are reading this outside the USA as you might not be able to watch it. But YOU ARE WELCOME AGAIN! I'm off to go for a mani/pedi/facial/spa crap. HAHAHA. 

UPDATE: I can't believe that I'm actually getting the munchies by just watching Family Guy, this is bad... Milk Bar here I come!

Sit Down, Shut Up

Why hello? I bumped on this show in Hulu and I don't know how I feel about it...

I guess its GREAT! Go watch it you people that's already high and give me some feedback? 

Its supposedly dubbed to be the next comedy show on FOX that'll be as great as Arrested Development. [Because its from the same creater as AD, Mitchell Hurwitz!!] 

Please don't compare this show to AD, as AD is supremely brilliant. But just give it a chance, I liked it, so can you!

Here's a scene: 

audience: "PORNO PORNO PORNO PORNO!""

teacher: "PORNO PORN... NO PORN NO PORN NO PORN!"

"I'm trying to teach the kids to not watch porn"

Its about the faculty of Knob Haven High School and its a cartoon. The science teacher in the school is called "Miracle Grohe" and she believes in creationism. The German teacher is called Willard Deutschebog (haha, get it). The cast includes Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Kristin Chenoweth, and Kenan Thompson. 

I think this show is just going to get better. Watch this space. 

4:20

I completely forgot that today is 4:20! To celebrate and please my "high" viewerships, I will recommend tons of shows that are good/weird/trippy/etc to watch when they are toked. Sorry that I haven't been updating lately, you can blame my I/O psychology professor for that. 

Weather looks like crap outside in NYC now, so just take a puff and click on these links below to watch the entire seasons. Today is the perfect day to do it! I know none of you are going to class! Oh, today I have my Psychology of Addiction, and we're going to be talking about marijuana. AHAHAHA, what a nice coincidence. 

THE MIGHTY BOOSH:

Its finally coming to American TV on adult swim! YaY! I love Noel Fielding, I want to raid his wardrobe! Here's a preview on what fabulous things he wears on the show. Go watch this, its hilarious, especially if you're high. 

"Let's take a journey through time and space."

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwSMFqffYzs) 

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT:

Can't fail watching this again, brilliant yet funny. Here's the pilot, which is also my favorite episode

SPONGEBONG HEMPANTS:

That's right, you read that correctly, its a semi-parody of Squarepants. Basically both of them are always high together and is always in search for more sea"weed" AHAHAHA... so lame. 

WEEDS:

Enough said. Silas just gets hotter and hotter after every season. Here's an episode with him and the MILF. I just wanna bite into his body, finger lickin' good. 

TIME WARP:

Film things dropping and exploding with slow-motion cameras. It's AWESOME. 

Of course lastly, PLANET EARTH:

This is the ultimate DVD series to watch when you are high. It probably will move you so much that you'll try to save the earth (be CAPTAIN PLANET)! Best ones are the deep ocean and shallow seas. 

Here's the caves episode:

Enjoy please! I hope that this is enough shows to last you the entire day, if not, then I'll update more later.

I Am SOOOOO TROPICAL

Apparently that's Feisty's favorite term for "partying." Where everything is happy and just perfect. She even said: "If I could pick my own name I would've picked Tropical Barbie." WHY RAY? WHY DID YOU ELIMINATE HER? 

Last night's episode was a semi-recap of what's been happening in the house, with more "NEVER-SEEN-BEFORE FOOTAGE." OOoooooh, like I care... I do actually. 

Here's a clip of Feisty... do I miss her. Ray J has completely ruined my tropicalness for today. 

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Tila Tequila Looks Like My Cousin

Actually, Tila looks more like this usually...

I just saw this WONDERFUL music video by the shameless fame whore known as Tila Tequila. Then it reminded me that I have a cousin that looks like her! No, you may not have her number unless you send me a picture with your freaking resume, which also states your annual financial earnings (I'm serious, its her requirements). When she's in L.A. people go up to her and ask her if she's Tila Tequila (AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!) I guess she's just going to be labeled as a whore forever now (at least in US of A), if she's reading this, DON'T FIGHT IT! JUST EMBRACE IN THE SKANKINESS! (You know you want too)

How is this TV related you ask? Then you have clearly missed that eye-rape of a show called "A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila" on MTV. Now she had found her "true" love (daughter of Yahoo CEO) and decided to stop with the reality show to respect her relationship with her girlfriend (aka full time gold-digger now). But I think they broke up. 

I hope somebody gives her another contract for something, as I sometimes do miss my family members... 

She's also an aspiring singer: "STRIPPER FRIENDS"

AHAHAHA

I just read that "Kings" will be yanked out of NBC due to poor ratings... ONLY AFTER 4 EPISODES!!! 

The last 8 episodes will air on SATURDAY night, starting this week. Saturday night is DEATH night for TV, as everyone is usually out rather than stay at home watching TV (I'm the exception). I feel bad as the show had potential, but yeah it was just MEH. I've actually been following it, but I'm clearly not sad that its being cancelled. This is actually quite hilarious. 

Kanye West is a Gay Fish

Not South Park's best episode, but its was still funny. Kanye made an appearance, I'm pretty sure that he's going to CAPS BLOG all about it in 30 minutes time. Go watch it tomorrow on South Park Studios.

Jimmy and Eric kinda made a joke together (or as Eric would like to think), and basically Kanye West is the only person that did not seem to get the joke:

"Do you like Fishsticks?"

"Yes I do."

"Do you like putting Fishsticks in your mouth?"

"Yeah..."

"Then you're a GAY FISH!"

(I DON'T GET IT!!!)

If you really don't get it, say Fishsticks fast... Why am I explaining this... 

UPDATE: Here's a clip that you should definitely watch. It does sound like a Kanye song. I just checked on his blog, and so far he had said nothing yet. 

Why is Tom Green in the Show?

DANGER SHOULD STAY ON THE SHOW!

In case my viewerships did not see the last Ray J episode, he decided to introduce the last 3 contestant to his friends and family. Danger was portrayed as the crazy one, but he decided to keep all of them again till the next elimination round. Trust me, everybody hated Danger. But we Love her. This is another edition of Drunks Blogging with Tatiana. 

UNIQUE IS MALICIOUS

Ok, Tom Green was in the show, being one of Ray's "friend...." YEAH RIGHT! More like EEEWWWWWWWWWWW. Why oh why would you want to be Tom Green's friend?? This was a weird show... 

IF DANGER GETS ELIMINATED I WILL STOP WATCHING! I WILL BOYCOTT RAY J! FOR HIM TO PICK BETWEEN GRANDMOTHER UNIQUE AND FUCKING COCKTAIL, THE MOST ANNOYING VOICE ALL THE TIME, ANNOYS THE SHIT OUT OF ME. HOW IS HE FRIENDS WITH TOM GREEN? HOW? IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS TOM GREEN FRIENDS WITH RAY J? 

Yeah, this show does bring you surprises, tune in next week when he meets their parents for a fucking change! I can't wait for Ray J 2!!!

OH EM GEE YOU GUYS!

THE HILLS IS BACK ON TONIGHT! More SHIT for your eyes only, because that's how MTV cares. 

What is wrong with me? I just saw their "extended" trailer and it basically summarizes what is going to happen on this season, but I'M STILL GOING TO WATCH THAT VOMIT TONIGHT! Maybe its just basic human nature, but then again I'm not going to compare other people to my [SHAMEFUL] standards, so maybe its just me. 

Here's some FAKE SPOILER ALERT: 

• HEIDI AND LAUREN ARE GOING TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN!
  
• HEIDI AND LAUREN ARE NOT GOING TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN!
  
• SPENCER IS GOING TO BE A BIGGER DOUCHE THAN EVER!
  
• LOTS OF CRYING!
  

Are you surprised? If I catch on of you saying "I can't believe that (one of the characters in the Hills) [Heidi] did so and so..." I'm going to take my shoe off and smack you in the face just because your brain needs some technical readjustment. 

RANDOM: Some of you are probably aware that I visit Perez everyday... I just noticed that Perez has been somewhat promoting this show since a week ago. He released some of Heidi's SHIT songs (I know, she aspires to be a singer HAHA!) and interviews and etc. I know that both of them are friends, but he better get paid to promote some hideous ear-rape music. He's building up for tonight's premiere of The Hills and it worked, because I'll probably watch it (even though its comparable to CW11 shit). Just beware of Perez from now on, his powers of brainwash is pretty amazing. 

Holy shit, I just remembered that's not the only vomit-inducing show on tonight! There's also GOSSIP GIRL... Why can't one of them just get pregnant already? I swear I'll start watching it again if I can see some potentially cute maternity wear. NOT.

XOXO, 

Judgmentally Yours

Somebody is Going to be Majorly F*cked

Somebody in Fox "accidentally" LEAKED the new "Wolverine" movie. Hugh Jackman himself is probably going to be the one that rips this person a new one. 

UPDATE: I actually feel bad for posting the links, so I took them down, but its still easy to find. HINT: GO TO TVSHACK.NET

Before they pull it out too quickly like somebody that has a premature ejaculation problem. I don't know if I can get into actual trouble for doing this (as I'm new to blogging so forgive me Fox), but so far the first 5 minutes of the movie is alright and the quality is pretty good, the movie hasn't finished its last processing of their CGI, so the plane and the guns looks like 3D images. If you are one of those people that won't watch the movie because its not going to support the studios... then suit yourself (but GOOD FOR YOU). Its already too late for me, I mean I can't just watch the first 5 minutes and stop can I? 

You know what would suck for Fox? If I actually stop watching it because I feel this movie has potential to be horrendous... But its filled with HOT HOT guys, so probably not going to stop staring at them. Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds, hello BICEPS!

Brainkill of the Day

"DHOOM MACHALE! Dhoom again and run away with me on a roller coaster ride!" 

Uh, this is lyrical genius, how can you run on a roller coaster ride? But that doesn't matter, its already stuck in my head. Thanks you guys. DHOOM MACHALE!

This is Bollywood in all its glory and Hritik is also easy on the eyes. Watch it in HQ for a better experience of color overload. Somebody needs to do this dance for me LIVE in my living room. 

My Mission in Life...

is to go on CASH CAB!!! From now on I'll never take a cab alone again, there's a Cash Cab marathon going on right now and I am definitely learning much more than I have ever in my NYU education. I'm learning that words like "coagulate" is important to win $50!!! Seriously, I was coming home with a couple of friends after drinking and we got on a big van cab. Out of nowhere, my friend just started screaming "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOOOOOD! WE'RE ON CASH CAB! THIS IS CASH CAB! WOOHOOOOOOOOOO!" 

It wasn't Cash Cab. Not even remotely close. And when I mean by my friend, it was sexyEW19. 

Basically if you've never seen this show, you get on a cab, and the cab will do this whole disco thing while the driver shouts "YOU'RE ON CASH CAB!" The host, Ben Bailey, will ask you questions so you can win a certain amount of money. Some people can win up to $2000..... ON A CAB RIDE! However, if you get 3 answers wrong, then you lose all the money and they drop you out of the cab immediately. If you're reading this now, turn on to Discovery Channel to watch it. 

Just FYI: You'll know if you're in Cash Cab if you their plate number is "1G12." 

If any of you have ever been on Cash Cab, please tell me about your wonderful experience. 

Here's a clip:

Weekly Grills

I typed up "fancy grills" on google images, and it gave me the exquisite photo above. Fancy indeed. Anyways, I've gotten a lot more questions this week, here's some: 

Q: What's DirectTV?

A: PLEASE OH DEAR GOD DON'T GET THAT! Time Warner is SO much better!

Q: But what is it exactly? 

A:.... Its a cable company. Never mind.

Q: I just recently acquired some SPAM, and I don't know how to proceed with cooking it. How do you cook SPAM?

A: There's many many ways you can cook SPAM. SPAM itself is already cooked, so you can eat it cold if you want to. But, I highly recommend you to cut it into slices then fry it (that's the best way). 

Q: Will you be reviewing the Bachelor spin-off show "The Cougar"? And can you really speak with a Suddern accent like in True Blood?

A: No, I don't think I'll be reviewing "The Cougar." Maybe I will if it gets some buzz around how ridiculous it is. If its not as crazy as those VH1 shows, then I probably wouldn't watch it. There's a TV show being created right now with the same cougar theme, unfortunately its with Courtney Cox and I have a problem with seeing her botoxed up face on HDTV. So, no to the cougar theme. I have never claimed that I can speak with a Southern accent. I can't, I wish I can though, then I can put it in my resume. 

I'm 22 and Still Watching Cartoons...

I was talking with a friend about cartoons and he mentioned that some cartoons are just plain bizzaro and peculiar such as Spongebob Squarepants. I personally love Spongebob, however I never fully understood if there's any meaning behind it. Believe me, I tried watching that show under the influence of many many things and I still don't get what the point of that cartoon is. I shouldn't be analyzing cartoons for kids, there's a lot of other things to do with my time. Or is there? But if any of you have any theories to Spongebob, please enlighten me. 

ANYWAYS, he then sent me a this old cartoon, called "The Dirdy Birdy," that was shown in MTV a while back ago (like mid 90's). I find it really adorable, and the music is pretty great also. Its made by the same people that brought you "Courage the Cowardly Dog." Please watch it as it's my BIRTHDAY today, yes, I'm emotionally black-mailing you. Enjoy. But on a serious note, thanks to all of you that have been reading my blog, I truly appreciate it :D

*Thanks Anonymous for the tip

Shit

Grey's Anatomy and Desperate Housewives. They both need to be cancelled NOW! When I say shit, I really mean that they are completely horrendous mind-fucks of television shows. Its so bad now that when somebody is dying on the show, you're like YAY! In this scene above, Denny (Izzie's love of her life) died. But later Izzie started hallucinating that Denny was right next to her to provide her support and advice on stupid shit. NOW we find out that Izzie has CANCER and that's why she "sees" her dead lover. HOW CONVENIENT! Just kill this show already, seriously. 

End it now while you have SOME DIGNITY LEFT (that's right, I'm talking to you Shonda Rhimes and Marc Cherry)! Well, you can't probably end it because of your contracts actually. They started out pretty good, but corporate greed got a hold of them and renewed them for 5 or more seasons. In my experience, no television shows could be good after 4 seasons. With the exception of Friends of course, but that's because its not really a continuing plotline, making viewers able to watch any given episode without any previous knowledge of the show. 

If you are still watching any of the show above, PLEASE STOP WATCHING IT AS THEY NEED TO BE CANCELLED! When they are cancelled, you will have a better opportunity of watching newer and probably better shows. Spread the word. 

Zefron on the Graham Norton Show with David Walliams of Little Britain

I want Bitty...

Oh my LORD... that HAIR! I just wanna ruffle my hands through it. Enough said. Enjoy.

Server Maintenance

In Treatment is up again on in my HBO OnDemand. I'm going to try to finish the season before they take it off all of the sudden. This probably will cause a lack of postings for today. 

Also, HBO is having a new show called "The No. 1 Detective Agency" based on a book by Alexander McCall Smith. Yes, I bought the book. I'm going to try this whole reading the book first before watching the shows. I don't even know if that's just plain awesome or extremely awesome that I'm doing such activities. You decide. Its going to premiere this Sunday, March 29 at 8pm, so I'm trying to finish it in 2 days. This will be a short 7 episode series because the director/producer died before finishing the whole season's production. If I'm not mistaken, I hope I'm not mistaken because that would be a horrible thing to say. Uh, Jill Scott plays the lead character, I hope that's good news. 

On a sadder note, Flight of the Conchords is done forever. The second season was their last season they are ever going to make, but you can still catch them on their U.S. tour starting in April. Also, now all members of the Conchords are married. Let's now take a minute of silence.

The Season 2 DVD's is going to be released on August 4th on American soil, so let's be a bit patient. Here's a video of them that I haven't posted before:

(Can I please be freaky with you? PLEASE?)