Monday, February 9, 2009

What I Love About Mondays


RAY J IS ON TONIGHT! Rock of Love Bus can suck it. I rather see Ray J's beautiful face than the botoxed orange peel one of Bret Michaels. 

After discussing the matter with some friends, we have agreed that the best contestant so far is Chardonnay. She got that nickname because she only drinks chardonnay (to be "classy...") I say, give her more of the magical juice! This is one trainwreck that I want to see go down! I don't know how I'm going to feel if she gets eliminated from tonight's episode... probably heartbroken. 

My friend and I are planning to play a drinking game for tonight's episode. Everytime Ray J says "ya know w'am sayiin?", we take a shot of vodka. Last week, my friend T, decided to play the drinking game alone on the word "love." I think T almost died during elimination rounds, where he said: "are you here for the LOVE of Ray J?" times 12. Please be careful and drink responsibly while watching your dose of Ray J tonight.

P.S. I found the sex tape, its everywhere now on the beautiful interweb. I don't know if somebody is going to flag me if I post a porno link, so you guys have to search it for yourself. Hint: use OVguide.


1 comment:

  1. I most certainly HAVE NOT agreed that chardonnay is the best one! The most entertaining ... perhaps... but also MOST ANNOYING!

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